Forum Game 2019-20 Caption Contest # 14 @ Houston Rockets November 18th 2019 5:00 PM

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the 2019-20 regular season caption contest!

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before the end of the game. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 6 points for their caption and 4 more if they win, for a total of 10 points.

The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize. Have at it. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings or if youhave any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.

Standings:

@TorturedBlazerFan - 82
@trailblazer18 - 78
@hoopsjock - 74
@e_blazer- 70
@rotary111 - 70
@riverman - 70
@Hoopguru - 70
@TBpup - 64
@theprunetang - 60
@Orion Bailey - 60
@Shaboid - 52
@DDolla - 48
@Titan - 36
@stampedehero - 42
@Wade Garrett - 28
@gatorpops - 24
@andalusian- 18
@Jon - 18
@swish3 - 22
@Lanny - 12
@ABM - 6
@mook - 6
@Dougnsalem - 6
@BlazerWookee - 6
@blazerfan11 - 6
@SIeepwalker - 6
@Darkwebs - 6
@beast crnjo - 6
@SlyPokerDog - 6

 

[hoopsjock]

Harden is fouled by Dame "earning" himself his 47th time to the free throw stripe.

 

[riverman]

Dame learns the kung fu anti flop elbow lock to keep Harden from the free throw line

 

[Chris Craig]

Harden mistakes speed skating for basketball

 

[e_blazer]

Dame: “I’ll swipe the ball on the next dribble.”
Harden: “I hope I can make it to the locker room after this shot. I gotta take a dump.”

 

[TBpup]

"The seconds just before the Flop."

 

[trailblazer18]

Ref: "Flagrant foul on Lillard!"

 

[rotary111]

Harden: Ohhh Dame, you know they were going to call you for a foul as soon as you got within 3 feet of me so you might as well make it a good one.

 

[DDolla]

Harden: Dame, your team defense sucks. Watch me score another 40+ points and a win.

 

[hoopsjock]

Harden: Dame, your team defense sucks. Watch me score another 40+ points and a win.

Wtf?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Keep your eye on the Prize: Dame looks at the ball. Harden looks at the FT line.

 

[swish3]

Dame: OK. Here is the proof that your left hand push under this year's rules is a foul on you! Now the refs will send me to the FT line, and NOT you!

 

[stampedehero]

Once Harden gets that demonic look on his face, Dame knows he'll flop eventually, after he drives, backs out to a mid range, then decides on a far out three.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Blazers announcers: "Another Harden push off for a foul FOR him...."

 

[Shaboid]

Dame - "Nice lovehandles, flopface!"

 

[Hoopguru]

Dame “I bet my left arm is stronger than yours”.

 

[theprunetang]

Dame gets momentarily lost on defense after catching a rare glimpse of the squirrel that lives inside of James Harden's beard.

 

[riverman]

Dame gets momentarily lost on defense after catching a rate glimpse of the squirrel that lives inside of James Harden's beard.

winner right here, even if you just get a like from me!

 

[Chris Craig]

The winners of caption contest #15 are @TBpup and @theprunetang

Standings:

@TorturedBlazerFan - 88
@trailblazer18 - 84
@hoopsjock - 80
@e_blazer- 76
@rotary111 - 76
@riverman - 76
@Hoopguru - 76
@TBpup - 74
@theprunetang - 70
@Orion Bailey - 66
@Shaboid - 58
@DDolla - 54
@stampedehero - 48
@Titan - 36
@Wade Garrett - 28
@swish3 - 28
@gatorpops - 24
@andalusian- 18
@Jon - 18
@Lanny - 12
@ABM - 6
@mook - 6
@Dougnsalem - 6
@BlazerWookee - 6
@blazerfan11 - 6
@SIeepwalker - 6
@Darkwebs - 6
@beast crnjo - 6
@SlyPokerDog - 6