Forum Game 2019-20 Caption Contest #2 @ Sacramento Kings October 25th, 2019 7:00PM

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the 2019-20 regular season caption contest!

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before the end of the game. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 6 points for their caption and 4 more if they win, for a total of 10 points.

The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize. Have at it. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.

Standings:

@TorturedBlazerFan - 10
@hoopsjock - 6
@TBpup - 6
@rotary111 - 6
@riverman - 6
@theprunetang - 6
@Shaboid - 6
@e_blazer- 6
@trailblazer18 - 6
@Orion Bailey - 6
@Hoopguru - 6
@stampedehero - 6
@Titan - 6

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Best Dressed to Worst Dressed

 

[TBpup]

"For the love of Lickety Brindle, slow down a little."

 

[Chris Craig]

Stotts: Hey Anfernee while you were on the bench, Hield was talking about your mom.

Ref: (blows whistle) Technical foul, Anfernee Simons, for what he is about to do.

 

[trailblazer18]

All 3: "Look at Dame fly!"

 

[stampedehero]

Simons looks off and away just to avoid a glance at that 1970's sports jacket.

 

[hoopsjock]

Stotts: Next game you need to actually make the ball go in the basket.

 

[theprunetang]

Stotts: "Wait. How many inches did you grow again? You think you could go check in for Tolliver?"

 

[riverman]

Stotts…."Well, I don't have the fro but I could try growing a soul patch to match the jacket..but you're probably too young to remember Soul Train"

 

[e_blazer]

Stotts: “I’ll try to coach like Ramsay if you try to play the point like Hollins.”

 

[rotary111]

Stotts: Psssstt...Ant....What play should I call? The last couple didn't work worth a shit!

 

[Titan]

Stotts: just pass it to Dame

 

[Chris Craig]

Stotts: Anfernee, you like my chest hair? What do you think, one more button?

 

[riverman]

Not a caption but that ref really looks like Vince Carter a few years in the future

 

[mook]

Almost there. Don't look. Just slowly put his hand in yours. You're gonna make a great couple.

 

[Shaboid]

Stotts: "You've never heard of the game 'Leisure Suit Larry'?!"

 

[Orion Bailey]

Terry: "If you hold the refs hand, he cant call a foul on you."

 

[gatorpops]

Terry: "If you hold the refs hand, he cant call a foul on you."

Who has the most control here?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Who has the most control here?

The ring barer

 

[andalusian]

OK, Ant, remember. The first game was a decoy. You can now enter and destroy.

 

[Hoopguru]

Terry - you make 2 threes and you can have this jacket!

 

[Wade Garrett]

That's the way.....a-ha...a-ha...I like it a-ha....a-ha...!!!

 

[ABM]

"Pssst....Hey, I never told you this, but with enough work, you could have pecs like that guy."

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest # 2 is @e_blazer


Standings:

@e_blazer- 16
@TorturedBlazerFan - 16
@hoopsjock - 12
@TBpup - 12
@rotary111 - 12
@riverman - 12
@theprunetang - 12
@Shaboid - 12
@trailblazer18 - 12
@Orion Bailey - 12
@Hoopguru - 12
@stampedehero - 12
@Titan - 12
@Wade Garrett - 6
@ABM - 6
@mook - 6
@andalusian - 6
@gatorpops - 6