Forum Game 2019 NBA Playoff Caption Contest Rnd 1 Game #1 VS Oklahoma City Thunder

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the 2019 Playoff version of the caption contest! All points have reset. The winner at the end of the postseason will recieve Blazer swag courtesy of @SlyPokerDog and your Portland Trail Blazers!

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before the end of the game. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 6 points for their caption and 4 more if they win, for a total of 10 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the postseason wins. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.

 

[trailblazer18]

Dame: "We ready!"

 

[H.C.]

Lillard - CJ said browns are making the superbowl this year.

 

[Chris Craig]

Westbrook: He's behind me isn't he?

Dame: I told you he was going to haunt your ass in the playoffs after that shove didn't I?

 

[DDolla]

Dame: Hi old friend, we are 3rd seed again but this time we will move on.

 

[Rhal]

Lillard: Nurkic sends his regards.

 

[hoopsjock]

Dame: Sweeeeep

 

[riverman]

Sheeeeeeit….wait until you meet Nurk's Dad!

 

[swish3]

Dame: Well, Russ, you want round 1 intensely, but we have both determination and poise that is going to mean that Blazers win the important 4 Playoff games!

 

[Propagandist]

I fucking hate Russell Westbrook.

 

[joeBlazers]

When we knock them out, it will be the best day in franchise since the Dame 3 vs the Rockets.

 

[TBpup]

"I'm going to slowly tear your heart out...and smile about it."

 

[kjironman1]

Dame- "That's ASSASSIN with two Asses."

 

[stampedehero]

DAme: You may be a snot and always play pissed off but you will never be like me who is completely the opposite.

 

[barfo]

Westbrick: Dame, could you teach me sometime how you make the ball go through the hoop instead of bouncing off the rim?

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

Dame: “Definitely, Russ, you should go for the triple doubles. Adams rebounds way too much, so get him out of the way. George is such a ball hog. Get other guys involved.”

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Dame: "Remember that time you trash talked TPFKATHCP at Subway? Ahh man... good times, good times..."

 

[Nurkalicious]

Dame: If the ‘Russian influence on our election’ was just showing emails that exposed Hillary’s character, is that bad?

Russ: we’d know if she had not deleted her own emails...

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Dame: "Id say something clever, but you probably wouldn't understand it."

 

[joeBlazers]

Is there a player in the NBA you dislike more than Russell Westbrook?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Is there a player in the NBA you dislike more than Russell Westbrook?

James Harden, CP3, Draymond Green, Russ.

 

[rotary111]

Dame: You a bitch.

 

[Wade Garrett]

Dame- "That's ASSASSIN with two Asses."

RipCityontheyass

 

[riverman]

Is there a player in the NBA you dislike more than Russell Westbrook?

yeah, his teammate

 

[Shaboid]

Dame: "How does it feel to drive away two mvp caliber players from your former teams? Let me teach you something about leadership."

 

[stampedehero]

Westbrook: Dame you seem to be an expert in tattoos. I would like to have one scripted on my forehead. What should it be? Dame: A hot dog in a stale bun.

 

[Hoopguru]

Westbrook to Dame: Tell your Beast guard to let go of my arm! Dame: or I could tell him to........but I won't, I want you shooting the ball!

 

[Chris Craig]

The Winner of Caption Contest Rnd 1 Game #1 is @kjironman1

@kjironman1 - 10
@trailblazer18 - 6
@H.C. - 6
@DDolla - 6
@Rhal - 6
@hoopsjock - 6
@riverman -6
@swish3 - 6
@Propagandist - 6
@joeBlazers - 6
@TBpup - 6
@stampedehero - 6
@barfo - 6
@e_blazer - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 6
@Nurkalicious - 6
@TorturedBlazerFan - 6
@rotary111 - 6
@Wade Garrett - 6
@Shaboid - 6
@Hoopguru - 6

 

[kjironman1]

Thinking i better quit while i'm ahead. But then i probably won't stay ahead????