Forum Game 2019 NBA Playoffs Caption Contest Rnd 2 Game #5 @ Denver Nuggets

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the 2019 Playoff version of the caption contest! All points have reset. The winner at the end of the postseason will receive Blazer swag courtesy of @SlyPokerDog and your Portland Trail Blazers!

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before the end of the game. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 6 points for their caption and 4 more if they win, for a total of 10 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the postseason wins. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.


Standings


@hoopsjock - 98
@trailblazer18 - 94
@riverman - 86
@barfo - 80
@rotary111 - 69
@Hoopguru - 66
@e_blazer - 66
@Shaboid - 62
@TBpup - 54
@stampedehero - 50
@swish3 - 45
@borim69 - 30
@kjironman1 - 30
@TorturedBlazerFan - 30
@DDolla - 24
@Wade Garrett - 18
@H.C. - 12
@yuyuza1 - 6
@Rhal - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 6
@Propagandist - 6
@joeBlazers - 6
@andalusian - 6
@Dougnsalem - 6
@Jon - 6

 

[barfo]

What's that say, motherfucker?? WHAT'S THAT SAY?

That's right, it says S-P-A-L-D-I-N-G. Don't make me ask you again!

barfo

 

[rotary111]

Mo: Sooo. I guess this means we're not friends anymore.

 

[swish3]

This is how I blast you with the ball out of bounds to get a Blazer side out, and then watch me score!

 

[Chris Craig]

Shooting foul

 

[hoopsjock]

Damn it Moe, you knocked Barton back into being a decent player again.

 

[stampedehero]

Shitty Refs: Foul Harkless, Technical 2, because Barton had his face under #4's dribble.

 

[Shaboid]

Oh, you signed with Denver? Ball to the face!!!

 

[TBpup]

Foster: "Foul on Harmless, technical for looking at me funny, and 3 more no- calls added to Jokic when he fore-arm shivers Dame. "

 

[Chris Craig]

So the face is part of the ball

 

[trailblazer18]

Barton: "What is this thing, get it off me."
Mo: "Let me get that for you."

 

[Hoopguru]

Mo: this block is off your face! Our ball!

 

[riverman]

Mo..."Thrill on some of this!"

 

[e_blazer]

Hey, Moe, look! I can balance it on my face like a seal!

 

[Chris Craig]

The winners of caption contest rnd 2 game #5 are @rotary111 @hoopsjock @stampedehero and @Shaboid

Standings


@hoopsjock - 108
@trailblazer18 - 100
@riverman - 92
@barfo - 86
@rotary111 - 79
@Shaboid - 72
@Hoopguru - 72
@e_blazer - 72
@stampedehero - 60
@TBpup - 60
@swish3 - 51
@TorturedBlazerFan - 40
@borim69 - 30
@kjironman1 - 30
@DDolla - 24
@Wade Garrett - 18
@H.C. - 12
@yuyuza1 - 6
@Rhal - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 6
@Propagandist - 6
@joeBlazers - 6
@andalusian - 6
@Dougnsalem - 6
@Jon - 6