Forum Game 2019 NBA Playoffs Caption Contest Rnd 2 Game #7 @ Denver Nuggets (Bonus Game)

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the 2019 Playoff version of the caption contest! All points have reset. The winner at the end of the postseason will receive Blazer swag courtesy of @SlyPokerDog and your Portland Trail Blazers!

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before the end of the game. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 6 points for their caption and 4 more if they win, for a total of 10 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the postseason wins. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.

Bonus Game: For the Bonus Game you may bet any portion of your accrued points on the bonus question. Please include your answer and points bet with your caption if you wish to take part. All bets must be in by tip off.

Bonus Question: Lillard, McCollum, and Hood had a combined 87 points in Game 6

Do they have a combine over/under 87 points in game 7?


Standings:

@hoopsjock - 222
@riverman - 190
@Hoopguru - 150
@e_blazer - 150
@barfo - 92
@rotary111 - 79
@Shaboid - 72
@TBpup - 70
@swish3 - 67
@stampedehero - 66
@TorturedBlazerFan - 40
@borim69 - 30
@kjironman1 - 30
@DDolla - 24
@Wade Garrett - 18
@Jon - 18
@H.C. - 12
@trailblazer18 - 6
@yuyuza1 - 6
@Rhal - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 6
@Propagandist - 6
@joeBlazers - 6
@andalusian - 6
@Dougnsalem - 6

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Blazers: Maybe 3 of us can stop him!
bonus: under all my points.

 

[trailblazer18]

Meyers (in his best Ric Flair impersonation): Woooooooooooo!

Bet all 6 points, Under.

 

[e_blazer]

Jokic, "I'm the whitest!"
Meyers, "No way, Zach is way whiter!"
Zach, "Wanna fight?"

All-in on under.

 

[hoopsjock]

Zach: Don't ever clothesline Dame again, hoe.

Under 200 points

 

[rotary111]

Meyers: OOOOOOHHHHH IS IT TIME TO BRING OUT THE HAMMER?????

And then he flexes....

Edit.
Bonus. Under for all my points. I would love to be wrong!

 

[TBpup]

"Softy, this is not going to end well for you taking on Brutus and Beefcake.

"All in" on the 'Under'.

 

[swish3]

Meyers: OK Nicola, we have your number! Only 20 points for you, and we will get more rebounds! Look how much shorter you are than Zach and me!

Under for 10 points

 

[Chris Craig]

Jokic: (To Zach) You use hair dye? Your hair running
Zach: what the fuck did you just say about my hair
Jokic: Really, let me get it
Meyers: Did you just spit in your hand?
Turner: (Trying to stop Jokic) Whatever you do, don't touch his hair man
Guy in the stands holding his hand up in front of him: Touch his hair...touch his hair...do it.

 

[barfo]

Zach: Face facts, Jokic, you ugly. Me and Meyers are way better looking than you.

Everything on the over.

barfo

 

[riverman]

I don't know Meyers, if he's 7 ft, then Charles Barkley is 6'10

Over bet the bank

 

[stampedehero]

Collins: Forget it. Your pissing me off. You can't have my timeshare in Florida.-under 60 points

 

[borim69]

Jockitch " Hey I'm Walkin here"
Meyers "yuu fukin talkin to me"
Zach " Ya yuu fukin talkin to him?"
Turner " hey man don't talk to him that's the Biebs"

All under

 

[Hoopguru]

Meyers: Don't mess with Zman, he'a crazy !

Bonus all my points under

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest rnd 2 Game #7 is @trailblazer18

Bonus Q Answer: Under (56)


Standings:

@hoopsjock - 428
@Hoopguru - 306
@e_blazer - 306
@rotary111 - 164
@TBpup - 146
@stampedehero - 132
@TorturedBlazerFan - 86
@swish3 - 83
@Shaboid - 72
@borim69 - 66
@kjironman1 - 30
@DDolla - 24
@trailblazer18 - 22
@Wade Garrett - 18
@Jon - 18
@H.C. - 12
@yuyuza1 - 6
@Rhal - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 6
@Propagandist - 6
@joeBlazers - 6
@andalusian - 6
@Dougnsalem - 6
@barfo - 6
@riverman - 6

 

[riverman]

Was it worth tanking? HELL YEAH!!!!! Back to the basement where I'm comfortable finally! At least I got the corner basement unit with only one neighbor....barfo!