Forum Game 2019 NBA Playoffs Caption Contest Rnd 3(WCF) Game #1 @ Golden State Warriors

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the 2019 Playoff version of the caption contest! All points have reset. The winner at the end of the postseason will receive Blazer swag courtesy of @SlyPokerDog and your Portland Trail Blazers!

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before the end of the game. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 6 points for their caption and 4 more if they win, for a total of 10 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the postseason wins. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.


Standings:

@hoopsjock - 428
@Hoopguru - 306
@e_blazer - 306
@rotary111 - 164
@TBpup - 146
@stampedehero - 132
@TorturedBlazerFan - 86
@swish3 - 83
@Shaboid - 72
@borim69 - 66
@kjironman1 - 30
@DDolla - 24
@trailblazer18 - 22
@Wade Garrett - 18
@Jon - 18
@H.C. - 12
@yuyuza1 - 6
@Rhal - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 6
@Propagandist - 6
@joeBlazers - 6
@andalusian - 6
@Dougnsalem - 6
@barfo - 6
@riverman - 6

 

[hoopsjock]

Kerr: Terry, I never thought I'd see you in this situation!

Stotts: Laugh it up Stevie, your dynasty is about to end.

 

[Chris Craig]

Kerr: It's going to be a pleasure playing you

Stotts: Chuck says fuck you

 

[swish3]

Terry: Here we are in Oracle to give you a historic finish to playing in this arena as we beat you for the Western Conference Championship! This will add an unforgettable page to your Blazer scrapbook.

 

[stampedehero]

Terry: In my left pocket I have a pair of Portland Victory parade tickets in my pocket for you.

 

[TBpup]

"Steve, exactly how many burner twitter accounts does KD have?"

 

[trailblazer18]

Stotts: "How much does it suck to coach Green?"

 

[rotary111]

Kerr: You realize you have no chance. Right?

Stotts: That's what they keep saying....yet here we are.

 

[Jon]

Terry: "im comin for you, bitch.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Kerr: "10 Bucks says Draymond kicks Zach."

 

[e_blazer]

Kerr: "Yeah, I think it's kind of funny too that Mike Malone is working security right behind me. Guess he's worried about his job."

 

[theprunetang]

Stotts: "Didn't you mention something about switching Curry brothers for the series? I swore you said you were down for that. "

 

[barfo]

Stotts: I can see why you are getting a new arena, the floor here at Oracle isn't even level anymore!

barfo

 

[Lanny]

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Welcome to the 2019 Playoff version of the caption contest! All points have reset. The winner at the end of the postseason will receive Blazer swag courtesy of @SlyPokerDog and your Portland Trail Blazers!

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before the end of the game. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 6 points for their caption and 4 more if they win, for a total of 10 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the postseason wins. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.


Standings:

@hoopsjock - 428
@Hoopguru - 306
@e_blazer - 306
@rotary111 - 164
@TBpup - 146
@stampedehero - 132
@TorturedBlazerFan - 86
@swish3 - 83
@Shaboid - 72
@borim69 - 66
@kjironman1 - 30
@DDolla - 24
@trailblazer18 - 22
@Wade Garrett - 18
@Jon - 18
@H.C. - 12
@yuyuza1 - 6
@Rhal - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 6
@Propagandist - 6
@joeBlazers - 6
@andalusian - 6
@Dougnsalem - 6
@barfo - 6
@riverman - 6

Kerr - Thanks for the dream come true.
Stotts - You mean thanks for the nightmare come true.

 

[Hoopguru]

Terry: Steve can I get my deposit back on your Cancun condo? Thought we'd be on vacation by now.
Steve: Talk to me after the you guys win!

 

[Chris Craig]

The winners of caption contest rnd 3 game 1 are @hoopsjock @TBpup @trailblazer18 and @rotary111

Standings:

@hoopsjock - 438
@Hoopguru - 312
@e_blazer - 312
@rotary111 - 174
@TBpup - 156
@stampedehero - 138
@TorturedBlazerFan - 92
@swish3 - 89
@Shaboid - 72
@borim69 - 66
@trailblazer18 - 32
@kjironman1 - 30
@DDolla - 24
@Jon - 24
@Wade Garrett - 18
@H.C. - 12
@barfo - 12
@yuyuza1 - 6
@Rhal - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 6
@Propagandist - 6
@joeBlazers - 6
@andalusian - 6
@Dougnsalem - 6
@riverman - 6
@theprunetang - 6
@Lanny - 6