Forum Game 2022-23 Caption Contest #72 @ Jazz

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the 2022-23 Caption Contest!

The rules are simple. Post a caption to the given picture before tipoff on game day. After the game the caption with the most likes wins for that game. You will receive 3pts for winning and 2 points for posting a caption for a possible total of 5 points.

I will include updated standings in the op on the caption contest thread for each game. At the end of the season, the poster with the mostpoints at the end of the season wins




Standings

@riverman - 215
@Chris Craig - 195*
@e_blazer - 187
@theprunetang - 181
@rotary111 - 148
@swish3 - 136
@BassPlaya - 124
@TBpup - 117
@SlyPokerDog - 115
@HomerLovesKoolAid - 101
@Shaboid - 78
@stampedehero - 65
@Whyachi - 51
@andalusian - 49
@Irish Trader - 48
@twobullz -42
@Terkish - 31
@Stevenson - 29
@DDolla - 25
@BlazerBender - 15
@HailBlazers - 9
@Hoopguru - 8
@Sloth - 8
@SIeepwalker - 4
@mook - 4
@damianlillard - 2
@Mediocre Man - 2
@BBert - 2
@beast crnjo - 2
@blazerfan11 - 2
@Cugel - 2
@MickZagger - 2
@BoomChakaLaka - 2

 

[theprunetang]

What coach? You want me to miss this free throw? For the ping pong balls?

 

[Whyachi]

Yes, they put an emergency parachute on my back.

 

[BassPlaya]

My neckline brings all the girls to the yard....

 

[Chris Craig]

Announcer over the loud speaker: "Substitution, Cam Reddish for Shaedon Sharpe."

Sharpe: (Looking back at the bench) "But, coach you just put me in."

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

"Sure, I'll take 30 shots per game if that's what you want."

 

[riverman]

I got to the free throw line?

 

[tykendo]

I told you coach, if you put me in the starting lineup with Dame, the future is so much brighter.

 

[swish3]

OK. I'll break to the basket for a lob dunk as many times as you like!

 

[Irish Trader]

Check out that gal that saying she loves me

 

[TBpup]

"You want me to get up 20 shots? Say what?"

 

[Stevenson]

"What, you're substituting Stevenson for me? The tank really IS on!"

 

[rotary111]

Shaedon, quit staring at the cheerleaders and get in the game!

 

[e_blazer]

Yeah, coach, I know, but it's hard to keep your head screwed on straight when the Blazers Dancers keep passing me their phone numbers.

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of 2022-23 Caption Contest #72 is @theprunetang


Standings

@riverman - 217
@Chris Craig - 197*
@e_blazer - 189
@theprunetang - 186
@rotary111 - 150
@swish3 - 138
@BassPlaya - 126
@TBpup - 119
@SlyPokerDog - 115
@HomerLovesKoolAid - 103
@Shaboid - 78
@stampedehero - 65
@Whyachi - 53
@andalusian - 49
@Irish Trader - 50
@twobullz -42
@Terkish - 31
@Stevenson - 31
@DDolla - 25
@BlazerBender - 15
@HailBlazers - 9
@Hoopguru - 8
@Sloth - 8
@SIeepwalker - 4
@mook - 4
@tykendo - 2
@damianlillard - 2
@Mediocre Man - 2
@BBert - 2
@beast crnjo - 2
@blazerfan11 - 2
@Cugel - 2
@MickZagger - 2
@BoomChakaLaka - 2