Forum Game 2023-24 Caption Contest #34 - BLAZERS @ MAVERICKS

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the 2023-24 Caption Contest!

The rules are simple. Post a caption to the given picture on game day. After the game the caption with the most likes wins for that game. You will receive 3pts for winning and 2 points for posting a caption for a possible total of 5 points.

I will include updated standings in the op on the caption contest thread for each game. At the end of the season, the poster with the most points wins.



STANDINGS

@andalusian - 95
@Shaboid - 93
@SlyPokerDog - 92
@riverman - 87
@e_blazer - 79
@Chris Craig - 79
@rotary111 - 65
@SharpeScooterShooter - 65
@swish3 - 61
@Whyachi - 59
@BassPlaya - 56
@TBpup - 54
@Stevenson - 37
@stampedehero - 36
@barfo - 29
@theprunetang - 23
@blazerfan11 - 10
@Terkish - 6
@BBert - 2
@twobullz - 2

 

[swish3]

Here is the thing. We need scoring starting from the beginning and sustained throughout. Let's see a nice combination of swish3s, assists, drives to the basket, and determined defense and we can beat these guys! It's time to show your critics that the Blazers are a winner with you in the game!

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Okay, when they do this, you do that until they do this and then you do… aww shit... Just Go hoop!

 

[Shaboid]

"so Strenn reached around like this and..."

 

[theprunetang]

"You gotta cup the balls with your off-hand like this."

 

[andalusian]

The Robot Dance, Ant, less expression on your face and make sure the arms are kind of stiff

 

[Chris Craig]

Chauncey tells Ant what the refs can go do to themselves

 

[riverman]

Chauncey, "Don't think of it as a game Ant, think of it as shooting practice!"

 

[e_blazer]

Chauncey unveils his new rotation scheme: No Ant, paper covers rock. You lose. Take a seat.

 

[rotary111]

Coach: Remember...uppercut then poke him in the eyes!

 

[barfo]

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun."

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of 2023-24 Caption Contest #34 is @riverman

STANDINGS

@andalusian - 97
@Shaboid - 95
@SlyPokerDog - 92
@riverman - 92
@e_blazer - 81
@Chris Craig - 81
@rotary111 - 67
@SharpeScooterShooter - 67
@swish3 - 63
@Whyachi - 59
@BassPlaya - 56
@TBpup - 54
@Stevenson - 37
@stampedehero - 36
@barfo - 31
@theprunetang - 25
@blazerfan11 - 10
@Terkish - 6
@BBert - 2
@twobullz - 2

 

[riverman]

I'd like to thank the academy and the amount of material there is this season to poke fun at!