33,000 Total Servings 4-Person 1-Year Food Storage

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.costco.com/33,000-Total-Servings-4-Person-1-Year-Food-Storage.product.11763436.html

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

They only have 9 left in stock. [GALLERY=media, 9]Screen Shot 2015-03-24 At 4.31.22 PM by EL PRESIDENTE posted Mar 24, 2015 at 7:32 PM[/GALLERY]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

They only have 9 left in stock. [GALLERY=media, 9]Screen Shot 2015-03-24 At 4.31.22 PM by EL PRESIDENTE posted Mar 24, 2015 at 7:32 PM[/GALLERY]

Everyone come to El Prez's house when the zombie apocalypse happens!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'll just burn all the food in front of everyone like a crazy man.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'll just burn all the food in front of everyone like a crazy man.

I'll bring vodka!

 

[jlprk]

Those big heavy cans look like the powder supplements my son has UPS deliver. And the 4-year quantity looks like the amount he's received in the last 4 years. Fucking muscleman.

The Product Details page says 33,000 servings. The Specifications page says 30,144 servings, a 10% difference. It says 1300 calories per day, which will leave you hungry and cold enduring the nuclear radioactivity. Do arithmetic, and it means that the average serving is only 60 calories.

25-year shelf life. 24 years from now when I open it, it's all rotten, the government's in hiding, Costco's vaporized, and the manufacturer's been out of business for 20 years, where do I complain before I starve to death?

 

[speeds]

Those big heavy cans look like the powder supplements my son has UPS deliver. And the 4-year quantity looks like the amount he's received in the last 4 years. Fucking muscleman.

The Product Details page says 33,000 servings. The Specifications page says 30,144 servings, a 10% difference. It says 1300 calories per day, which will leave you hungry and cold enduring the nuclear radioactivity. Do arithmetic, and it means that the average serving is only 60 calories.

25-year shelf life. 24 years from now when I open it, it's all rotten, the government's in hiding, Costco's vaporized, and the manufacturer's been out of business for 20 years, where do I complain before I starve to death?

Bring it up with the Brotherhood of Steel. Show me your Pip Boy, I'll mark their bunker on your map. Look out for radscorpions.

 

[Further]

All I want is two weeks of food and water to bridge me if there is a natural disaster like a very bad earthquake. I don't believe there will be anything that would hinder us for longer than that. So go to Costco and buy a tub of peanut butter and a first aid kit, problem solved.

 

[jlprk]

Not in the next 25 years. But China will have to remove the U.S. obstacle by the end of the century. Today's babies will experience a nuclear war.

 

[ClaudDKLyons]

All I want is two weeks of food and water to bridge me if there is a natural disaster like a very bad earthquake. I don't believe there will be anything that would hinder us for longer than that.

 

[crandc]

That's what I have in my earthquake kit. Food (human and cat), water, basic first aid supplies, blanket. Spare glasses & contact lenses. Cash (ATMs may be out). Flashlights, batteries, matches, candles. Plus I could eat a lot of what is in my garden. Plus the stuff I can. Even more if power is on since I always have stuff in big freezer, I could eat out of it for weeks.