A person is climbing Trump Tower in New York City using suction cups.

[SlyPokerDog]

Hired by Trump to unveil his new campaign slogan, Make America Suck Again!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Natebishop3]

Is he by chance carrying a police scanner and a small arsenal of weapons?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Those suction cups are cool, we should get some and climb the Moda Center.

I'll film it from the ground.

Rise with Us!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The dude is going to be so disappointed when he gets to the side and sees the cops in the window washer rig waiting for him.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'd love it if Trump is behind the window and as he climbs in, he kicks the climber right in the fucking nose.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'd love it if Trump is behind the window and as he climbs in, he kicks the climber right in the fucking nose right as the guy sets off a grenade in his backpack.

FTFY

 

[e_blazer]

Hired by Trump to unveil his new campaign slogan, Make America Suck Again!

Wait a minute! Are all of those suction cup hickies on Michael Phelp's back a part of this same evil plot? Have these people no shame?

 

[Natebishop3]

The dude is going to be so disappointed when he gets to the side and sees the cops in the window washer rig waiting for him.

That's when you pull out your bat grapple gun and swing to another building!

 

[e_blazer]

At the rate he's going, he may not make it to the top by election day.

 

[Natebishop3]

I'm fairly certain this is just someone playing Pokemon Go.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It sure makes the whole build a wall thing kinda pointless.

 

[Natebishop3]

It sure makes the whole build a wall thing kinda pointless.

This is completely true.... because if you can't build a wall out of glass, why build a wall at all?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This is completely true.... because if you can't build a wall out of glass, why build a wall at all?

"I'm going to build a wall out of glass and make Mexicans clean it."

 

[blue32]

"I'm going to build a wall out of glass and make HCP clean it."

FIFY

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

This is completely true.... because if you can't build a wall out of glass, why build a wall at all?

I'm hoping the wall is a giant 2000 mile long, 100 foot tall laser beam. That way we can be festive during holidays and light it up in different colors, while still providing a beam that will disintegrate any one who dares to pass!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This story just got so much better!

Steve the Trump Tower Climber Released Video Manifesto Pledging Support for Donald Trump



http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...ifesto-pledging-support-for-donald-trump.html

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

FIFY

That's mean, hire a window licker to clean the same windows? Good job security I suppose.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This story just got so much better!

Steve the Trump Tower Climber Released Video Manifesto Pledging Support for Donald Trump



http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...ifesto-pledging-support-for-donald-trump.html

Donald, the Emperor has sent me. Join us, join the Dark Side.

 

[blue32]

Donald, the Emperor has sent me. Join us, join us in the Dark Side.

hahahaha.. spot on sir.

 

[The Real Donald]

Great job today by the NYPD in protecting the people and saving the climber. Next time take the elevator!

In all seriousness he wouldn't have made it to the top. After 9/11 I saw hundreds of black Muslims trying to climb my tower. I installed pipes on the 66th floor balcony (stiffed the contractors); they'll spout hot soup at a moment's notice. I use it on birds sometimes. Pigeons. Eagles. Mexican window cleaners. Hot chowder! How'd'ya like that?!

 

[barfo]

Least passionate manifesto ever.

barfo

 

[stampedehero]

This is what he really looks like .Any moron that cllimbs a building with suction cups belongs to this family

 

[speeds]

Least passionate manifesto ever.

barfo

He's brooding, brah.

I'm guessing the very important matter he needs to discuss with Trump has to do with his secret ninja training. He looks like the kind of guy who owns swords.

 

[riverman]

Great job today by the NYPD in protecting the people and saving the climber. Next time take the elevator!

In all seriousness he wouldn't have made it to the top. After 9/11 I saw hundreds of black Muslims trying to climb my tower. I installed pipes on the 66th floor balcony (stiffed the contractors); they'll spout hot soup at a moment's notice. I use it on birds sometimes. Pigeons. Eagles. Mexican window cleaners. Hot chowder! How'd'ya like that?!

He only proved your tower really sucks