OT A Political Question for @ Sly

[Lanny]

Do most dogs lean right or left?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We're always right. That's why we're great mods.

 

[Lanny]

We're always right. That's why we're great mods.

Mods, mods, mods, wasn't that a social group movement in Great Britian?

Say, that would explain the way you dress as well as your violent ways -

 

[andalusian]

We're always right. That's why we're great mods.

I think you just outed yourself as a FAKE DOG.

Dogs respond to Gee and Haw

http://iditarod.com/edu/what-those-mushing-words-mean/

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I’m still trying to figure out my dog’s political persuasion. He almost always lifts his RIGHT leg, but that causes him to lean to the LEFT. Very confusing.....

 

[andalusian]

I’m still trying to figure out my dog’s political persuasion. He almost always lifts his RIGHT leg, but that causes him to lean to the LEFT. Very confusing.....

He is leaning to the left and peeing on the right. That should be clear, imho.

 

[barfo]

He is leaning to the left and peeing on the right. That should be clear, imho.

It will only be clear if he's been drinking beer.

barfo

 

[andalusian]

It will only be clear if he's been drinking beer.

As a Pirate - you have probably never heard of drinking water (which would be clear as well) or of proper dark beer instead of the hipster pirate IPA nonsense - but a proper stout should not give you clear results.

I am glad that you have steered this thread to the cloudiness of the stream. Well done!

 

[Orion Bailey]

We're always right. That's why we're great mods.

Coming from a Lefty(like me) I find this post a double standard of hypocrisy.

 

[riverman]

We're always right. That's why we're great mods.

You just don't want to feel left behind!

 

[barfo]

As a Pirate - you have probably never heard of drinking water

Oh, I've heard of it - that's what you do when you've walked the plank. But why a man would choose to do it, I don't know.

Salt is a health risk, and we pirates are concerned about heart disease.

barfo

 

[riverman]

I’m still trying to figure out my dog’s political persuasion. He almost always lifts his RIGHT leg, but that causes him to lean to the LEFT. Very confusing.....

dog therapy

 

[riverman]

Salt is a health risk, and we pirates are concerned about heart disease.

best to fry heart that's disease free whenever possible.....the salt is just to bring out the flavor

 

[Lanny]

Oh, I've heard of it - that's what you do when you've walked the plank. But why a man would choose to do it, I don't know.

Salt is a health risk, and we pirates are concerned about heart disease.

barfo

Heart disease? Pirates don't have a heart.

 

[riverman]

Heart disease? Pirates don't have a heart.

They do but lose them early because they're located in their leg which usually gets blown off with a cannon ball eventually and replaced with a wooden stick

 

[barfo]

Heart disease? Pirates don't have a heart.

Right, we are worried about getting one. Heart disease - the appearance of a heart. What did you think I meant?

barfo

 

[Lanny]

Right, we are worried about getting one. Heart disease - the appearance of a heart. What did you think I meant?

barfo

LOL

 

[crandc]

Some years ago my very long-lived cat Rosalind (she just missed 21 years) reached age 18 and I told the vet she was now old enough to vote. He asked me if she was a Democrat or a Republican. I told him all cats are independents.

 

[Further]

Heart disease? Pirates don't have a heart.

Pirates are well known to get heartrrrrrrt disease.

 

[dviss1]

My dog's right eye did whatever the fuck it wanted to.

He's clearly Libertarian.

 

[MARIS61]

My buddy Pasco usually lifts his right leg first, then reverses and lifts his left leg on the same target.

He's ambidicksterous.

 

[riverman]

my granddawg golden retriever..female ..10 months old...a squatter...never seen her lift either leg to take care of biz

 

[julius]

And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said "You look like a fine upstanding young dog, I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"
Whoa-oh-oh

Mods, mods, everywhere a mod
Blockin' out the swearing words, censorin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the rules?

And the mod said anybody caught insultin' would be banned on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the world, "Hey! What gives you
the right?"

To edit up a post to keep me quiet or to keep your agenda in...
If Denny was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda liberal!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said "You look like a fine upstanding young dog, I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"
Whoa-oh-oh

Mods, mods, everywhere a mod
Blockin' out the swearing words, censorin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the rules?

And the mod said anybody caught insultin' would be banned on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the world, "Hey! What gives you
the right?"

To edit up a post to keep me quiet or to keep your agenda in...
If Denny was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda liberal!

Tennessee!