A slightly gross Halloween joke

[Fez Hammersticks]

Ok, it is gross. But, 'tis the season

A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of hot water.

Bartender said he thought Vampires only drank blood?

We do, he replies as he pulls out a used tampon, I'm just having tea.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I think I'm going to be ill.