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From the can't make it up file:

Rep. Mark Souder (R-IN) has announced that he will resign from the House because he had an affair with a married staffer he hired to make a video touting abstinence education.

barfo
 
What a sleazeball.
 
It has always bugged me how it seemed the Republicans wanted to tell everyone who they can and can't sleep with. I never wanted to hear that, I don't and won't care who anyone nails as long as they are of age and don't create inbred Deliverance babies.

I have long wished that other people would shut up about who they are banging. I mean I don't care if you are gay or straight or bang watermelons, I just don't want to see it in public at the very least.

Now, the hypocrisy of one human being talking down to the rest of us about sex while being an immoral douche is quite aggravating.

I didn't read anything about this, so my question is if the guy was just talking about teenagers and abstinence?
 
That fucking picture makes me sick ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I know people look back and think people were nuts for looking down on Elvis for his dancing and something about devil music and rock and roll and whatnot but this picture just makes me want to vomit. I wish I was black or hispanic so I wouldn't have to see my people dressed like that.
 
bodyman5001 said:
That fucking picture makes me sick ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I know people look back and think people were nuts for looking down on Elvis for his dancing and something about devil music and rock and roll and whatnot but this picture just makes me want to vomit. I wish I was black or hispanic so I wouldn't have to see my people dressed like that.
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Ronan's the commish. Ya can't fight city hall...........................................................can you? ;)
 
ABM said:
Ronan's the commish. Ya can't fight city hall...........................................................can you? ;)
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I don't know, maybe I can. I will try and find something offensive to put in my sig.....give me a few minutes.
 
This thread is now about signatures that are too big.
 
barfo said:
From the can't make it up file:

Rep. Mark Souder (R-IN) has announced that he will resign from the House because he had an affair with a married staffer he hired to make a video touting abstinence education.

barfo
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If Bristol Palin can get paid $30k to talk about abstinence-only, I don't get why Souder has to step down.
 
barfo said:
From the can't make it up file:

Rep. Mark Souder (R-IN) has announced that he will resign from the House because he had an affair with a married staffer he hired to make a video touting abstinence education.

barfo
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not really that crazy of a story. it also doesn't really fit your title.

but the guy is obviously a douche and is republican so i'm not surprised at all in your posting of it.
 
rocketeer said:
not really that crazy of a story. it also doesn't really fit your title.

but the guy is obviously a douche and is republican so i'm not surprised at all in your posting of it.
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the guy is obviously a douche and is republican so i'm not surprised at all that you object to my posting of it.

barfo
 
Well, I'm glad this problem only exists with Republicans...
 
I have competing thoughts on this one:

1) Good for him for trying to get out there and do his part to stop teenage unwanted pregnancy.
2) Bad judgment to put yourself in a situation where bad things can happen.
3) Decent that he'll resign rather than get kicked out.
4) (D) or (R), I'm tired of these sex scandals.
5) I should start making abstinence videos...Lord knows I couldn't get any before I "put a ring on it".
 
tlongII said:
Well, I'm glad this problem only exists with Republicans...
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By and large, it is a republican problem because the democrats mostly don't try to tell other people who they are allowed to have sex with. So when democrats get caught with their pants down it is embarrassing but not evidence of hypocrisy.

barfo
 
barfo said:
the guy is obviously a douche and is republican so i'm not surprised at all that you object to my posting of it.

barfo
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i don't object to your posting of it. i was just saying that you are incorrect. an adult having an affair with another adult is unrelated to someone wanting to teach abstinence education in schools or to teens.
 
It's not the same thing, but it is not unrelated.

barfo
 
barfo said:
By and large, it is a republican problem because the democrats mostly don't try to tell other people who they are allowed to have sex with. So when democrats get caught with their pants down it is embarrassing but not evidence of hypocrisy.

barfo
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Now THAT'S a funny post.
 
BLAZER PROPHET said:
If you're trying to say that political people having sex outside of marriage is a republican issue, then you are ready for a padded cell.
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Funny how you missed the important part of his post, where he talks about how R's seem to not practice what they preach, and D's don't practice it...but they also don't preach it.
 
I suppose Eliot Spitzer never prosecuted a prostitute. My bad, he did.
 
julius said:
Funny how you missed the important part of his post, where he talks about how R's seem to not practice what they preach, and D's don't practice it...but they also don't preach it.
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The dems are every bit as hypocritical as the GOP. It's part & parcel of being a politician.
 
BLAZER PROPHET said:
The dems are every bit as hypocritical as the GOP. It's part & parcel of being a politician.
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they're hypocritical for different reasons though. Not this reason (they're LAME for this reason though)
 
Denny Crane said:
I suppose Eliot Spitzer never prosecuted a prostitute. My bad, he did.
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Do we need to create a list of republicans who condemned homosexuality, or promiscuity, only to end up being gay themselves or slept with women who weren't their wives? i would bet you it's bigger than the d's who did the same.
 
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