Alan Ball's funeral (joke)

[Big Aaron]

David Beckham has been asked to take care of Alan Ball's funeral arrangements. When asked by the press how he feels he qualifies for this important role, he replied:

"Because I'm a dead Ball specialist"

 

[Oranje]

<div class="quote_poster">soilborn Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">David Beckham has been asked to take care of Alan Ball's funeral arrangements. When asked by the press how he feels he qualifies for this important role, he replied:

"Because I'm a dead Ball specialist"</div>

Lol, its probably a bit too soon

 

[Big Aaron]

It's never too soon.

 

[bbwMax]

bit harsh but still pretty funny

 

[bringiton]

Andy Johnson as been banned from his funeral.
Just incase he dives in the box.

 

[Wolf]

heh, both jokes are funny

 

[Flight643]

sick bastards, honestly, grow the fuck up. The guy isnt dead a week and your making jokes. get a fucking life

 

[Y2Kyle]

Flight stop trolling.

 

[incandecio]

chill your beans, if its allowed in a few months then why not now? any joke can be seen as unnecisary by some people and as the saying goes, you can never please all the people all of the time.

btw the andy johnson joke was very lol

 

[Wolf]

yeh, andy johnson was easily the funnier of the 2

 

[Flight643]

Obviously people have no respect for the dead if they make jokes already. your pathetic

 

[Lennon 18]

Its sick but I found it funny.

 

[bringiton]

The Andy Johnson 1 isn't really a slur on Alan Ball. Its actually taking the piss out of AJ's diving. It could of been said about anyone. Eg Andy Johnson can't attend his friends funeral incase he dives in the box.
Is that better flight.
By the way if you want to call people for taking the piss i think your comments on a certain subject pathetic. If you don't actually know the facts on a certain subject ,you shouldn't really comment on them and try to tell people who was actually there that they was wrong. Should you?

 

[DragonSlayer]

<div class="quote_poster">Flight643 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">sick bastards, honestly, grow the fuck up. The guy isnt dead a week and your making jokes. get a fucking life</div>

i made a steve irwin joke the day when he died.....

steve irwin was given a interveiw just before he went diving with the stingrays, and they said do you like thunderbirds, and steve replied,' no but i like stingray, and started to humm the stingray theme tune'.

for all who don't know stingray was a shitter version of thunderbirds, on sky one in 2002. and in the 1970's.

 

[Y2Kyle]

Flight your a pussy trying to make yourself look mature. But your just going off calling us pathetic and stuff. Grow up.

 

[Flight643]

Kyle go back to your fucking gay wrestling forums you prick.

 

[Y2Kyle]

Awww, poor baby. Shut up, no one cares about your pathetic opinion.

 

[C.Ronaldo]

Kyle all your posts are really stupid and your aim is to piss someone off every time so you should stay out and go back to your wrestling forums.

 

[bbwMax]

<div class="quote_poster">C.Ronaldo Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Kyle all your posts are really stupid and your aim is to piss someone off every time so you should stay out and go back to your wrestling forums.</div>

Max claps and applauds.

Kyle go back to www.wrestleanalsite.com

 

[Y2Kyle]

<div class="quote_poster">C.Ronaldo Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Kyle all your posts are really stupid and your aim is to piss someone off every time so you should stay out and go back to your wrestling forums.</div>

Aww is someone pissed off because i blocked them on MSN, hahahahahaahah.

 

[C.Ronaldo]

Nah...I havnt noticed kyle untill now, i know you blocked me earlier but i went offline straight after.

 

[Y2Kyle]

<div class="quote_poster">C.Ronaldo Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Nah...I havnt noticed kyle untill now, i know you blocked me earlier but i went offline straight after.</div>


Contradicting yourself. Weird...

 

[C.Ronaldo]

I mean i didnt realised ur still blocking me, i just got back online.

 

[bbwMax]

Wow blocking people on MSN

C.Ronaldo you must be well scared

 

[Y2Kyle]

Not scared, just annoyed.

 

[C.Ronaldo]

He blocked me because i was celebrating Man Utd's win earlier. Saddo.

 

[micmania1]

Not on anybody's side but if your offended, simply dont read it. The title gives a clear indication of what the thread is about so you've got no excuses.

 

[bbwMax]

<div class="quote_poster">C.Ronaldo Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">He blocked me because i was celebrating Man Utd's win earlier. Saddo.</div>

why because liverpool won as we..... Oh they didn't did they.

2-1 to the pompey

 

[Y2Kyle]

How is that sad? When you are trying to work and someones spams a MSN conversation going

YESSSS

YESSSSSS
YESSS

YESSS

Just seems like a bit of immaturity from you.

 

[bbwMax]

<div class="quote_poster">Y2Kyle Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">How is that sad? When you are trying to work and someones spams a MSN conversation going

YESSSS

YESSSSSS
YESSS

YESSS

Just seems like a bit of immaturity from you.</div>

But he's not annoying you in any other way. Did he ring you and yell YEEEESSSSS

or did he repeatedly nudge you. Doubt it.