Alien found in RUSSIA!

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CHICKEN ALIEN!

Last week, two Russian-speaking men spotted a frozen alien carcass in a nearby town. They videotaped the footage, threw it on YouTube and caused nearly 4 million total views from various uploaders. The grainy footage depicts the humanoid alien body partially buried in the snow, with large black eyes, skinny body and severed (also missing) right leg.

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That's right—the alien footage is a hoax. And this is the part when all of you xenobiological investigators cry.

When the chief editor of a local newspaper saw the video, he thought it might be the body of an infant and called the police. It didn't take long to track the video makers, and when they found them—it was obviously a prank—a simple sculpture made of food and paint. The scared perpetrators confessed their alien-like culinary contraption to be made of chicken skin filled with bread, and a dash of paint for authenticity.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

If it's 8ft tall and can dunk a basketball we should trade Oden for it.

 

[Eastoff]

sly cna you move this to OT.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

sly cna you move this to OT.

Anything for you!

 

[THE HCP]

Can you please move this back to the main page!

 

[magnifier661]

sly cna you move this to OT.

Wait what? This was in the regular thread? My apologies; I was in OT when I posted it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wait what? This was in the regular thread? My apologies; I was in OT when I posted it.

I tried to make it Blazer related by posting the Oden trade idea.

 

[NJNetz]

Welcome to last year. It's fake.

 

[Denny Crane]

MARIS is safe. He's got a tin foil hat.

 

[magnifier661]

Welcome to last year. It's fake.

Lol I showed it was fake!

 

[magnifier661]

MARIS is safe. He's got a tin foil hat.

Hahahahaha