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This string of arrests is the equivalent of the Blazers injuries this season. They just keep on coming...
 
Wow, sucks for him. Not real bright with the spotlight on the football team right now. I went to Oregon. Eugene is one of the easier towns to get around in w/ out driving if you are hammered.

It's not as easy as it is in Corvallis where you can just ride a sheep if you're drunk but that's a discussion for another time in a different thread...
 
So, we had the Jail Blazers. Does that make this group The Duck Ups?
 
SlyPokerDog said:
It's not as easy as it is in Corvallis where you can just ride a sheep if you're drunk but that's a discussion for another time in a different thread...
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Of course, if you're a duck, you could also pull the stap-on out of your travel bag and entertain yourself that way and not even leave the house.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Wow, sucks for him. Not real bright with the spotlight on the football team right now. I went to Oregon. Eugene is one of the easier towns to get around in w/ out driving if you are hammered.

It's not as easy as it is in Corvallis where you can just ride a sheep if you're drunk but that's a discussion for another time in a different thread...
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mobes23 said:
Of course, if you're a duck, you could also pull the stap-on out of your travel bag and entertain yourself that way and not even leave the house.
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Drama at the OSU Sheep Center: Ewe in labor gives crowd a surprise ending

CORVALLIS -- A crowd of about 100 waited, cameras poised, around the pen at Oregon State University's Sheep Center. But nothing was happening yet.

Ewe 187 had stage fright.

She wasn't the only one. Earlier, another ewe felt so nervous her contractions stopped, a lambing helper said. She walked away to find some peace.

Now, the crowd watched as Ewe 187 paced in circles. She wriggled her neck and made a few pained "baas."

These days, a thousand or so people come to the Sheep Center every week to watch ewes give birth. This year, the 35 ewes will be lambing through March 3. The university offers free, self-guided tours daily, unlimited vaseline and velcro gloves.

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/02/drama_at_the_osu_sheep_center.html
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Looks like you guys don't even bother with the strap-ons...
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Looks like you guys don't even bother with the strap-ons...
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not sure sexual jokes are really funny considering one of the ducks is currently being accused of domestic violence against a woman.
 
It's no joke, it happened. Onterio got caught at the airport with a stap-on in his carry-on. It's a fact worth reminding squirrely duck fans whenever they bring up the sheep incident.

And, no, slypokerdog, we don't mess around with stap-ons. We'll leave that kind of play to you ducks.
 
julius said:
not sure sexual jokes are really funny considering one of the ducks is currently being accused of domestic violence against a woman.
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mobes23 said:
It's no joke, it happened. Onterio got caught at the airport with a stap-on in his carry-on. It's a fact worth reminding squirrely duck fans whenever they bring up the sheep incident.

And, no, slypokerdog, we don't mess around with stap-ons. We'll leave that kind of play to you ducks.
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If you check out some of the other Duck and Beaver threads in this forum I've been quick to bash the Ducks when necessary and even quicker to praise the Beavers.

One of my good friends growing up was one of the Beavers greatest QB's of all time. And the Beavers are my 2nd favorite football team after the Ducks. (And Ralph Miller is my all time favorite basketball coach.)

When I was growing up the Ducks and Beavers were a joke. With serious talk of both programs leaving the Pac-10. A true fan realizes that it's best for both programs if they both are successful.

As far as my comment being inappropriate because of it's sexual theme I was posting in a thread about a Duck getting a DUI. James, if guilty is a moron.
 
No prob, Slydog -- I've developed a stap-on reflex to the sheep hammer. Really, it's all pretty funny and embarrassing for both sides.
 
mobes23 said:
No prob, Slydog -- I've developed a stap-on reflex to the sheep hammer. Really, it's all pretty funny and embarrassing for both sides.
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seriously mobes, it's STRAP-on, not stap-on.
 
Nate Dogg said:
Heres more info on Holland: http://kezi.com/news/local/163328
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According to head coach Chip Kelly wide receiver Jamere Holland was dismissed for a violation of team rules. There was no further explanation, but the violation may be linked to a Facebook post made by Holland.



In reaction to the arrest of teammate Kiko Alnnso, Holland wrote: "how the (expletive) you kick kinko off the team,,, on some weak (expletive), (expletive)s always faded he slipped up but ive been slippn up, and I'm still here, that (expletive) weak buff cuh could have done damage for the ducks, that (expletive) is weak, weak (expletive) (expletive), quote me."
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Asked and answered!
 
mobes23 said:
It's no joke, it happened. Onterio got caught at the airport with a stap-on in his carry-on. It's a fact worth reminding squirrely duck fans whenever they bring up the sheep incident.

And, no, slypokerdog, we don't mess around with stap-ons. We'll leave that kind of play to you ducks.
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http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2057990

http://images.google.com/images?cli...ator&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

dude was a pothead and was trying to get around the testing for it. Do you really think anyone wants to side with stupidity and believe the fake dick the clean urine was to come out of was a strap on? Are you really there yourself or are you just trying to score cheap points?

STOMP
 
julius said:
not sure sexual jokes are really funny considering one of the ducks is currently being accused of domestic violence against a woman.
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What does domestic violence have to do with sex?
 
I'll leave it to you Ducks to debate the fine points of what makes something a strap-on and what makes something a dildo. Dude was carrying around a rubber penis and that's enough for me.

If you think that's not weird, congrats. Keep on livin' that lifestyle if it makes you happy, but keep me out of it.
 
mobes23 said:
I'll leave it to you Ducks to debate the fine points of what makes something a strap-on and what makes something a dildo. Dude was carrying around a rubber penis and that's enough for me.

If you think that's not weird, congrats. Keep on livin' that lifestyle if it makes you happy, but keep me out of it.
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keep you out of it??? You brought your imaginary "facts" up out of the blue. What might Dr Freud think of this?

hey, they made a smiley for you... :sheep:

STOMP
 
good riddance to Jamerre... that is one dude who thought it was a right, and not a privelage to play such on a team at a high level of Collegiate Sports
 
The fact is that your guy Onterio had a rubber penis in his luggage. Fact. Fact. Fact. That's as far as I need to go with it. If you want to dig into the fine points of rubber penises, go for it. I'll keep my distance, but go crazy with your rubber schlongs if they make you happy, Stomp. It's America and that's just one of the freedoms you can choose.

Edit: on Stomp's behalf, I'd like to ask that the mods request a smiley wearing a strap-on.
 
mobes23 said:
The fact is that your guy Onterio had a rubber penis in his luggage. Fact. Fact. Fact. That's as far as I need to go with it.
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but your wild imagination went so much further with it inventing sexual angles that you claimed were fact too... is there something you want to tell us mobes?

In other news, the Register Guard's beat reporter is claiming Kiko Alonzo will be suspended for the entire upcoming season following his reported DUI.

STOMP
 
STOMP said:
but your wild imagination went so much further with it inventing sexual angles that you claimed were fact too... is there something you want to tell us mobes?

STOMP
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Nope. Y'all feel the need to bring up sheep, I'll bring up strap-ons. That's all there is to it. You'll note I never bring it up first. It's always a follow on to a sheep comment made by a Duck. In fact, maybe THAT is the real story. You guys sure like to bring up sheep -- possibly it is your sheeplust that would interest Dr. Freud.
 
julius said:
not sure sexual jokes are really funny considering one of the ducks is currently being accused of domestic violence against a woman.
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How does that even come close to being logical?
 
mobes23 said:
Nope. Y'all feel the need to bring up sheep, I'll bring up strap-ons. That's all there is to it. You'll note I never bring it up first. It's always a follow on to a sheep comment made by a Duck. In fact, maybe THAT is the real story. You guys sure like to bring up sheep -- possibly it is your sheeplust that would interest Dr. Freud.
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us guys didn't bring up the infamous OSU sheep incident, one guy did. Desperate for a comeback you used your vivid imagination, called it a fact, and painted all Duck fans as those types. Don't get mad at me for holding up the actual facts that revealed you as full of shit.

STOMP
 
man I cant WAIT for some actual Football!
 
Shoot, Stomp, I'm not mad at all -- I've been cracking up the whole time. The fact is, none of us know what happened between that lineman and his sheep or Onterio and his rubber penis. I suspect, at the end of the day, none of us really even want to know what transpired in either case. Well, except for maybe a couple super pervy freaks on this board . . . and on this board it may be more than a couple.

In either case, the "facts" are less than ideal and I'd prefer not to have my team associated with either story.
 
BlazerWookee said:
How does that even come close to being logical?
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My point, which probably wasn't as good as it should've been considering I missed who said what first, was about how domestic is so much worse than anything an OSU player has done (at least, in the sheep sense).
 
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