Battle Round 1 - Swish15 vs Junoon

[Really Lost One]

This is round 1 of the battle tournament. Try your best. The winner will advance to the next round, while the loser will be eliminated. You have 2 days to battle back and forth, and then a winner will be announce by the following criteria:

1. Originality ..../10
2. Rhyme Scheme ..../10
3. Creativity ..../10
4. Rebutals ..../10
5. Flow ..../10

total _____/50

Good luck! And have fun. Remember, if you are busy, I can always extend the time for the battle.

 

[Karma]

How many bars can I rap? 15-20 would be ok?

 

[Really Lost One]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Junoon:</div><div class="quote_post">How many bars can I rap? 15-20 would be ok?</div>
Yeah sure. Do as many as you want, it just has to be at least 8 lines.

 

[Karma]

Allrightttttttt, here goes Swish, good luck to you in the battle as well

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Swish the kid tryin to battle me up
I'll handle, crush and dismantle this chump//
Drop an anvil cause I'm an animal, your rhymes are borin
you're better off starting threads in the Magic forum//
so back off, stop actin tough, you lack my skill and persona,
Swish wants to be a rapper but spits **** weaker then Madonna//
I spit it ill-and-true, and yes, I'm better-then-you
and that's the bitter-truth, sorry if it's upsettin-you//
Your chances of takin this battle are slim, while I'm the giant
You comparin yourself to me is like Royal Ivey to Kobe Bryant//
Still going on, and going strong, I spit it straight off my heart
shoulda ran when you saw me as your opponent, shoulda played it smart//
I take apart my foes; skills, I got those
Damn, forget rappin, you're better off eatin nachos//
Actin macho ain't your thing, I'll defeat you drunk or sober
Sob over this loss cause this battle is OVER//

 

[bbwSwish]

Good luck man.

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It's your boy Swish, Im gonna make you wish
that you didn't enlist cuz Im clutch like D-Fish
I already got this thing won cuz I'm an intellectual
Name me one other rapper whose a metrosexual
So I spit like Madonna while your talking bout nachos?
Your the rookie here, I can rhyme with the pros
You know I'm the king and I'm working these hoes
I may be fourteen but Im the best youve seen
My rhymes are clean, I keep goin like a machine
Call me the Engergizer Bunny cuz I'm not stoppin sonny
Your just like your Lakers, losing in round one
this was fun and now my time here is done
Its obvious I won and you know it too.
Oh by the way, what kind of name is Junoon?

 

[Karma]

K I might as well reply, I'm going out pretty soon anyway.

Here goes:

I didn't even know I was battlin a 14 year old kid
this is the competition? have you even hit puberty yet?//
probably poppin boners writing his rhymes; this guy's a mod?
you're soft, just like the porn you watch and jack-off //
your intellects are barely intact, and that's reality
you're confused about your 'changing body' and questioning MY sexuality?//
If I'm the rookie in this battle, might as well call me Chris Paul
after seein my reply you'll be like Ron at the brawl: ticked off//
you spit-soft, with your kid rhymes, you gotta lay-off
my Lakers losin? your team didn't even make the play-offs!//
Swish, to win this battle, it's a wish, you'll need "magic"//
skills, you just don't have it, it's tragic,
you're watchin yourself get blasted//
Junoon is a name out of your brain capacity,
stick to writing wack lines while I bring out the tenacity//
And here come your Magic dick-riders hoppin on the thread-first
Losing fans really do stick together when their teams rarely have playoff berths//
In this rap ****, call me Rakim, you're Fred Durst
You just got owned-with-this-verse, and blown-in-reverse//
Time's up, battle's over; guess I'll turn-my-way
Game's over; keep masterbating in your sun-shine state//

 

[bbwSwish]

Im younger than you and you still cant keep up
Just when you think your ahead, I make you shut up
Why masterbate when I got my hoes?
Your mom's on my balls like Vince on Alonzo
She loves me and she loves what I can do
I spend the night and see her in the Mourning too
Then I flex my bicep, I'm a bigger star than Johnny Depp
If your Chris Paul, then I'm Jesus Christ
I owned you once, time to make it twice
Heres some advice from someone who knows
Your mom's overpriced when it comes to cheap hoes
In this contest im more dangerous than a killer
You think your ahead, I come back like Tayshaun on Miller
For someone whose losing, you seem pretty confident
I guess you didn't read the words that I spit
Now that I'm done, you KNOW it's over
Next time bring your horseshoe and four leaf clover.

 

[Karma]

I'm comin out swingin, gonna let this punk have it
Even if you were Earvin Johnson your rhymes wouldn't be considered "Magic"//
You wanna talk about Vince on Zo in your lines?
YOUR mom's on my balls like Vince's on that Frederic guy's//
Comparin yourself to God, man, your ambition's a bit extreme
You're just a mod on JBB kid, stick to your wet dreams//
I'm confident cause I'm cocky, call me this tourney's Kobe
You couldn't save yourself from this attack even if you were a goalie//
I don't need a clover that's 4-leaf to help me win this match
Your confidence is slowly eroding like an ancient artifact//
Comparin yourself to Johnny Depp, your ambition makes me laugh
The closest you'll ever come to Depp is bein a hair on his ass-crack//
Tayshaun? you're more like Hoffa with a game that needs polish
You flex your biceps and resemble Reggie Miller, while I'm Ben Wallace//
You ain't even owned me once and you talkin-smack
I'll make you catch an arrest in your cardiac and give you a heart-attack//
get a harder-pack of rhymes next time you try and fight me
I'm still still warmin up dawg, next time I won't take it this lightly//

 

[bbwSwish]

If you came out swinging, why am I still winning?
This is just the beginning, soon your head'll be spinning
I came, I saw, and I conquered you
You shoulda known you'd lose with a name like Junoon
Your rhymes are weak, your an internet geek
You lack technique while my raps are unique
You can't critique, time to start my winning streak
Your just victim number one, you've been outdone
I'm a lyrical beast at the very least
You get less action than a Catholic priest
I'm rap's KG, your like the pathetic Spree
But you don't have a family to feed cuz your lonely
Your rhymes put me in cardiac arrest?
Try your mom's chest after I get her undressed
I'm no goalie, I just score
That's why your mom is always asking for more

 

[Karma]

Enough with the mom jokes, soon you're gonna get bitter
cause I've hittin it with your mom, your aunt AND your sister//
I'm an internet geek? Comin from you that's an odd line
You're a mod with 3,794 posts and been on JBB for a lesser time//
So who's the geek now? You're a nerd, its true
Let me finish your mom in bed first, then I'll finish this battle with you//
You're comparin yourself to KG, what've YOU been smokin lately?
You ain't gettin out of the first round, you're more like Tracy Mcgrady//
I should compare you to Hoffa, or perhaps Zan Tabak [pronounce it Ta-back]
You're still a kid son, go put on your Santa-hat//
Who's the worst rapper? I can answer-that
It's Swish the kid, who's still learnin how to pull down his pants-and-crap//
I'll make your eye pop and disconnect it from your dome,
How can I take you serious when you probably resemble Popeye Jones?//
If you're a lyrical beast, might as well call me an assasin
You're askin for an ass-kickin, so I'll give you one with passion//
This beatin I'm givin you will last in your head for days...
And the only thing you'll be 'undressin' is yourself to masterbate

 

[bbwSwish]

I hate to break it to you son but I'm the chosen one
I'm done having fun, now go run and get your nails done
Your a girly man and your teasing me?
Forget Spree your the Diana Taurasi
I don't have a sister so you were the one smokin that crack
How many other imaginary friends do you have?
What's with you and all these masterbation rhymes?
Your acting ike Michael Jackson in a nursery at nap time
I'm a basketball player not an internet geek
How many NBA players have you been able to meet?
That's right none, just like your rhyming skills
I'm going to win this battle, I'll send you chills
You're gonna be shaking and poppin pills
When I want something, I get it, It's what I do
Nothing will stop me from humiliating you

 

[bbwSwish]

By the way Junoon, I don't mean anything I say.

You're a cool dude and I respect you.

 

[bbwSwish]

Hey Junoon, why'd you come here and then leave the thread?
Is it cuz you know your chances at beating me are dead?
You had a couple nice lines but then I started to try
Don't bother to reply or I'll have to make you cry
I wanna thank my Mom, my Dad, and God for this win
We both know it's over so just tell Brian you give in

 

[Karma]

Chosen one? Talkin like you're Lebron James in an audio
When really the only baller you can compare to is Milt Palacio//
Rhymin about nails, you resemble an adolescent queer
Who probably screams in joy at the sight of one facial hair//
Talkin big with your Michael Jackson nursery line
When really the only thing nursery about this battle is YOUR rhymes//
Don't matter if I've met a player, in this battle I'm a fighter
If you wanna write about who you met, go write for ESPN Insider//
You're inferior to me, your pride-dies-at-none,
I'm superior to you like the NBA to And-1//
You should be banned-son, for thinkin you got a tight game
You overhype yourself, I should call you Mike James!//
No wonder you love Dwight, it's kinda strange...
you musta especially loved him after Kobe's balls on his face//
You're about to fall-on-your-face as I smile-in-malice
Your rhymin is percieved worse by others then the Brawl-at-the-Palace//
you're about to feel my Heat as if you were Dallas
Your rhymes are girly, change your name from Swish15 to Alice//

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">By the way Junoon, I don't mean anything I say.

You're a cool dude and I respect you.</div>

I know...same goes for you man. Trust it, for a 14 year old (especially compared to some of the younger cats on the board), your intelligence is admirable man. But I can't let you win this battle!!

 

[bbwSwish]

Funny you mention Kobe's balls in Dwight's face
I guess his balls have been all over the place
From Dwight's nose to white hoes, doesn't matter who you are
After I finish you off, I'll be smokin my victory cigar
If your a fighter, then where's my bruise?
Your like the Atlanta Hawks, all you do is lose
I could write for ESPN, cuz I have the skills
You'll be living in a box when you can't pay the bills
Call me Mike James, I'm still dropping bombs
You'll be on the sidelines waving your pom poms.

 

[Karma]

Your rhymes keep gettin weaker and weaker, you need a prayer
Better catch yourself before you embarrass yourself like Umair// *
Matter of fact, this rap's to attack, your game needs to raise-up
Rappin? You're better off writin for your school's news-paper//
Forget the Hawks, you can compare me to a top-tier team
Let's be fair, you writin for ESPN is just a pipe dream//
It might-seem to the voters like this battle is over
Now who's the one foldin-over needin a 4-leaf clover?//
I don't play, you know that a cat like me won't hold-back
You're 'gay', I'll 'snap' your 'spinal cord' just so you'll have a 'Brokeback'//
Now choke-on-that-line, one word-at-a-time and gag
By the end of this battle, you'll be askin for my autograph//


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Just playin Umair you know I loved your downtown line.

 

[bbwSwish]

Alright I just got home from school. Time to wrap this up.

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First off man, you just can't rhyme
News-paper and raise-up? You're past your prime
Gag and autograph is another mismatch
When I'm done with you, you'll be screaming 'Rematch!'
Way to steal that Brokeback line
It's been used in these battles like 500 times
This is over, it's been done since the get go
I won this thing right when entered this thread bro
I'm gonna leave with you this, just a bit of advice
Before you rap battle, make your rhyming more precise
If you wanna make up rhymes, then go battle another guy
Well that's all for now, tell your mom I said bye

 

[Karma]

I think we have 6 verses each (you had a little verse that you sneaked in there but I didn't count that one cause it was only like 4 lines), so I guess that's it. I don't wanna drag out the battle for too long, its been 2 days already, I guess voters can make thier judgements, unless Swish you wanna do another verse or something but I'm done.

 

[phunDamentalz]

My Pick: Junoon
Junoon your raps are SICK. Are you a professional rapper?
Swish15, yours were really good too, just felt Junoon was on another level. You probably had the best line though with "Your mom's overpriced for cheap hoes" thats classic man.

 

[Iggy]

My Pick: Swish15
Junoon was CRAZY but swish15 made me laugh more. Thats how i like to judge the battles, if they make me laugh and if they were original.

 

[Trip]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting azn_iverson:</div><div class="quote_post">My Pick: Swish15
Junoon was CRAZY but swish15 made me laugh more. Thats how i like to judge the battles, if they make me laugh and if they were original.</div>
Then you should give Umair the title already.

 

[Legacy]

Once again this was a great battle but Swish made me laugh like hell, so I give him the nod.

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Junoon your raps are SICK. Are you a professional rapper?</div>

Well, I used to rap (like with a mic an audio) for like 3 years and I've recorded a lot of songs. I didn't really battle-rap though, it was more of conscious/poetic rapping...so the battle thing I'm not so good at but I try my best to make it flow.

Thanks for the people who voted so far. I'll get back to the other threads in a while, for now I've just voted on Locke's battle.

 

[Chutney]

I'm voting for Junoon.

Both had good punchlines, but I thought Junoon's rhymes were more complex and difficult. Also, there were a few times where he just threw Swish's diss right back at him. I thought Swish had some real good verses, but Junoon rarely wasted a line.

 

[bbwSwish]

I vote for Swish because he is sexier.

Just kidding, good luck Junoon. I didn't mean anything I said and I hope were still cool.

 

[44Thrilla]

I'm going with Junoon.

Swish was alright, but his rhymes read more like nursery rhymes than freestyling. Junoon was awesome. I think he would be my favorite if I was asked to predict who would win the whole thing.

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I vote for Swish because he is sexier.

Just kidding, good luck Junoon. I didn't mean anything I said and I hope were still cool.</div>

I would also like to vote for Swish cause he is sexier

lol j/p

Don't worry dude, this is all in fun and games, I really hope you didn't take any of my lines too seriously. By the way, I think you are a great writer and you should definetly keep doin what you're doing because not everyone is lucky enough to meet the players of thier favourite teams and do interviews with them.

 

[bbwSwish]

I took your lines seriously.

When you said my rhymes couldn't be magic if my name was Earvin Johnson, I actually took it pretty hard and cried myself to sleep for the following two nights. It hurt man.

 

[B.e.]

Swish was nice, but Junoon has that experience and his rhymes were a little more mature . Which is why I don't know why he voted for nursery rhyme azn_ai talking about dildos in his raps and contradicting himself.....but I give Junoon the nod anyway

anyways good battle, me and swish will be back!