Best Episode of the Simpsons

[Chutney]

The "Simpsons vs. Family Guy" thread gave me this idea. What is your favourite episode of the Simpsons? It seems like mine changes every time I see another episode from Season 3 or 4. Right now I can't stop laughing whenever I think of the episode where Bart gets an elephant. The jokes just kept coming in:

Elephant Refuge Guy: Well, elephants are really just like people. Some are nervous or shy in new areas. And, like people, some elephants are just plain jerks....Stop that Mr. Simpson.... (Homer headbutts him repeatedly)


I also love the episode where Homer stops going to Church and the one where they go under the Witness Protection Program to get away from Sideshow Bob (- Oooh, IceCreamville. - No, Screamville. - Aahhh!)

 

[TimmyDMVP]

i like that halloween epsisode where he reads the horoscope telling him he will die today. He says stupid horoscope, then slits his wrist and again stupid horoscope, then gets alomst crushed by a tree and again stupid horoscope then while driving to work he gets hit the the head with a pick axe and says pluid pluroplope,

 

[ChicagoSportsFan]

The episode where Nelson Laughs at the tall guy in the compact car(with his imfamous "HA!! HAAA!!!"). The Guy says "This is all I can afford!!".

When the tall guy gets out of the car Nelson Bolts. But the guy is so tall he can walk faster than Nelson can run. When he catches Nelson he goes "Look everyone here is the kid who laughs at everyone". He then pulls down Nelsons pants and makes him parade thru Springfield. While the whole town laughs at him he says "I don't like that" .............. Classic!

The Shelbyville vs springville episodes were always funny(lemon tree). Also so the New Springville Vs Springville.

 

[TheFreshPrince]

The frank grimes one. Where Homer has all the accomplishments and stuff and grimey gets jealous.

Grime- YOu've been to SPACE
Homer-Sure, you've never been?

 

[ChicagoSportsFan]

"Ah-boo looses the quicky mart." the show turns into a musical and the tears begin to fall. "Who needs the quicky mart?!!!.................. I doooooooooo!!"

 

[P.A.P.]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting TheFreshPrince:</div><div class="quote_post">
Grimes- YOu've been to SPACE
Homer-Sure, you've never been?</div>

Theres too many nice episodes that i can't even think of one

One of my fav parts of the Simpsons is where Apu has the 8 kids (autuplets or whatever) and theyre cash strapped and Marge gives them banana bread and Apu talks back sarcastically
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Marge: I knew you had your hands full with the babies, so I baked you some banana bread.
Apu (sarcastic): Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread.
Marge: Well, you don't have to be sarcastic.</div>
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Apu: Yes, and what would I pay her with? Banana bread? Sorry, sorry, it's just that we haven't slept in days, and we're running out of money and ... banana bread? What the hell were you thinking? Banana bread. Apologize, apologize again. As a token of forgiveness, please take this baby.
Homer: No, Marge, no!</div>
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[dunksworth]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting TimmyDMVP:</div><div class="quote_post">i like that halloween epsisode where he reads the horoscope telling him he will die today. He says stupid horoscope, then slits his wrist and again stupid horoscope, then gets alomst crushed by a tree and again stupid horoscope then while driving to work he gets hit the the head with a pick axe and says pluid pluroplope,</div>
I never seen that episode, but that's kinda why Simpsons has been going downhill for quite some time now.... they resort to shock humor to get some cheap laughs (e.g. slitting wrists, chopping thumbs off, etc). That particular episode can probably get away with it b/c it's a halloween episode, but still, without comedic genius, shock humor gets lame real fast.

Anyways, choosing a single episode is extremely hard considering seaons 3-7 were all classics in my book. But if I were to choose one, it'll probably be the one where the Germans took over the powerplant. Not because it's the funniest of them all, but because it was the first episode that I remember where you knew they were on to something special.... (the "land of chocolate" scene was absolutely hilarious and something we've never really seen before).

 

[Bobcats]

When Homer smokes medicinal marijuana. Freakin hilarious.

 

[ChicagoSportsFan]

The "Bart is gay" episode where homer befriends a gay guy. homer is afraid bart is gay too so he makes him do manly stuff. The funniest part is when on one of the manly trips they go to the "AJAX Steel Mill" and if youve seen this episode you know what happens at the Steel Mill. Too funny

If u want to watch heres the episode.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZRdjbZPIM&sea...0simpsons%20gay

 

[I-Miss-MJ]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting TheFreshPrince:</div><div class="quote_post">The frank grimes one. Where Homer has all the accomplishments and stuff and grimey gets jealous.

Grime- YOu've been to SPACE
Homer-Sure, you've never been?</div>

Grimes - From now on, you and me are enemies.
Homer - Ok....do I have to do anything?

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">The Shelbyville vs springville episodes were always funny(lemon tree). Also so the New Springville Vs Springville.</div>

Homer - Now all we have to do is sit back and wait for our own NFL franchise.
Man - Hello, I represent the Arizona Cardinals...
Homer - Keep walking.

Homers great Flintones opening.

Homer impersonating Mr Burns at the Post Office
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me
Man: Ok Mr Burns, what is your first name?
Homer: ...I don't know

FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN

So many classics.

 

[MainMan]

i like the one where its the pulp fiction spin off and they all the charactors have there own story and they all connect in some way at the end...the best part in the episode is when the indian cop guy asks if he can hold his gun sideways cuz its the cool way to do it

 

[spyware]

I forget what episode it was, but the one where Homer, Lenny and the gang are riding in some sort of minicart and Homer's using the "RapMaster 2000" with the 'Can't Touch This' music playing in the background and he's telling everyone to get back inside or something like that...and all these guys are like..."IT'S MC HAMMER!!!" and people just start dancing behind their car.

 

[Iggy]

i like the one where apu put on a record, and he was like "This is one of my favorite songs." and it plays and it sounds like punjabi music. Then he goes "Oops sorry its in fastforward" he put it to normal and its Fly Me to the Moon.

 

[I-Miss-MJ]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting spyware:</div><div class="quote_post">I forget what episode it was, but the one where Homer, Lenny and the gang are riding in some sort of minicart and Homer's using the "RapMaster 2000" with the 'Can't Touch This' music playing in the background and he's telling everyone to get back inside or something like that...and all these guys are like..."IT'S MC HAMMER!!!" and people just start dancing behind their car.</div>

Homer the Vigilante is that episode, the Springfield Catburgler.

Homer: I wasn't asleep at the switch, I was drunk.

Homer Simpson


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