Science Bill Gates is breaking Legos and other things!

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[crandc]

I misread as breaking legs and thought wtf?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I misread as breaking legs and thought wtf?

Lego legs.

 

[Strenuus]

I misread as breaking legs and thought wtf?

I need a bill gates as a drug lord drama right about now.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I need a bill gates as a drug lord drama right about now.

BREAKING WINDOWS!
"I'm the one who defrags!"

 

[crandc]

Guinea worm was eradicated largely through efforts of former president Carter. It is endemic in areas where very poor people don't have access to high tech solutions and often no electricity. A simple filter removes the worm, which causes painful disease and blindness, from water. The Carter center made it available to all families. And the worm didn't go away but isn't infecting people.

When Carter went on a visit, locals hung up a banner "look out worms! Here comes Jimmy!"

 

[riverman]

I guess Breaking Bad was already taken! Now I'm just worried that the alien invasion is going to be by brain worms

 

[Stevenson]

Gee, that Bill Gates seems like an awfully terrible person.

 

[barfo]

Gee, that Bill Gates seems like an awfully terrible person.

Probably the result of some childhood trauma involving Legos.

barfo

 

[crandc]

Probably the result of some childhood trauma involving Legos.

barfo

Or legs?

 

[MickZagger]

Have you guys ever met a Bill Gates conspiracy theorist? Good lord. It’s the kookiest of the koo koo puffs

 

[jonnyboy]