blatant lies about yourself to impress the interweb broswers, online!

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

I have an 11" penis and drive a drop-top mini-cooper.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I like to have hours of foreplay before reaching the main event.

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

I cook 3-michelin star quality meals using my george foreman grill and a bic lighter.

 

[dpc]

The shit on two girls one cup was mine.

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

I am a community organizer!

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I have a Bluetooth and a pair of Oakleys.

 

[Denny Crane]

I've seen a few about doing HCP's wife.

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

I read the New York Times every morning with my lox and bagels!

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I only buy organic products and I wipe my ass with hemp.

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

I was the one that caused RJeff to have second thoughts about getting married!

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

I am a hypermiler.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I swallow.

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

I've made people cry after beating them at Street Fighter 2.

 

[mook]

I suck wet farts out of dead pigeons.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I punched Chuck Norris in the face.

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

I have inside sources on the blazers that leak important information to me, therefore, I am important.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I eat my pizza, burgers, and fries with a knife and fork. Therefore, I am sophisticated.

 

[TripTango]

I think this thread is freakin hilarious!

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

At basketball games, if people are standing up, I politely ask them to sit down. If they refuse, I start coughing in a sign of admonishment towards them.

 

[Natebishop3]

I am Conan O'Brien.

 

[barfo]

I have X-ray vision.

It's not as useful as you might think; for instance everyone's face looks the same to me, a hollow-eyed skull.
And it makes it impossible to find the jello I dropped on the floor.

barfo

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

My 11-inch penis is made out of jello, and barfo tried to hump me.

 

[dpc]

I killed JFK

 

[RickyRubio]

I am really RickY Rubio. And I am 28

 

[huevonkiller]

I've beaten Brandon Roy in a pickup game. :]

 

[DaRizzle]

Ive won the same lifetime achievement award....twice

 

[RickyRubio]

Ive won the same lifetime achievement award....twice

Thats really me in your sig.

 

[Natebishop3]

Thats really me in your sig.

Wow.... you have an incredibly nice ass!

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

I write for Hoopsworld.com. KP told me that Martell Webster is getting a max extension next summer.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I really can get a hand job in a crack house with an 8-ball taped to my nuts.