BLAZER PROPHET Went And Did It..........

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He said he was looking out for my best interests ( :) )................and he put an "ad" in the (men seeking women) personals section of Craigslist on my behalf.

Wow, the offers just keep rolling in. :lol: To be honest, I'm a bit dismayed by all of this. I would have never done this on my own, but...........................................wow.
 
If they offer you money to ship your...um..junk...it's a scam.
 
Face it, you're a lonely old man and your bottle of Viagra is nearly out of date.
 
A friend of mine meets chicks on a website called PlentyOfFish. I checked it out and if you sift through the chubbies theres actually some decent chicks on there.

Just a thought, ABM
 
MickZagger said:
A friend of mine meets chicks on a website called PlentyOfFish. I checked it out and if you sift through the chubbies theres actually some decent chicks on there.

Just a thought, ABM
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Interesting. Thanks for the tip.....................
 
I just skimmed the singles section on craigslist, and not to be crude, I think I found out why so many of those women are single. I didn't check out the men, but I have a good idea why theyre single too.

Anyways, it was funny hearing all of the "must be X, Y and Z...and none of PDQ" qualities they demanded.

My personal favorite was how "attractive" was a quality that a fair amount of them wanted in a man. Well, no shit..

what are you going to say? "I want a homely mother fucker!"

And it's even better when they describe themselves, and then their expectations are totally at a higher standard.
 
My cousin met his husband on gay.com, 2 years after the wedding, still crazy in love. So sometimes it does work.

Their first month my cousin's cell phone bill was $800 and his slightly more restrained partners $650. (They were then living in different cities) Their first act as a couple was to get on the same cell phone plan.
 
ABM said:
He said he was looking out for my best interests ( :) )................and he put an "ad" in the (men seeking women) personals section of Craigslist on my behalf.

Wow, the offers just keep rolling in. :lol: To be honest, I'm a bit dismayed by all of this. I would have never done this on my own, but...........................................wow.
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Tell them about the blonde 40 year old nurse who is flat out chasing you. If you hook up with her and get crazy, I want at least a few dinners out of it all.
 
BLAZER PROPHET said:
Tell them about the blonde 40 year old nurse who is flat out chasing you. If you hook up with her and get crazy, I want at least a few dinners out of it all.
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I want a blonde 40 year old nurse with some giant milk-fullies.
 
Before writing an ad, you have to become expert at walking on the beach. So I've been practicing walking on the beach for 38 years. When I get good at that, I'm going to hone my skills at my enjoyment of camping and hiking on trails while minding her 4 kids. Only then will I be qualified to put in an ad. Also, the ads say I need to become a doglover. Hmm, reassessing my view of man's best friend could make this whole process unnecessary.

Woof !
 
jlprk said:
Before writing an ad, you have to become expert at walking on the beach. So I've been practicing walking on the beach for 38 years. When I get good at that, I'm going to hone my skills at my enjoyment of camping and hiking on trails while minding her 4 kids. Only then will I be qualified to put in an ad. Also, the ads say I need to become a doglover. Hmm, reassessing my view of man's best friend could make this whole process unnecessary.

Woof !
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Funny post.

Some of those ads crack me up. "Must enjoy family" = I have kids (or, my mom lives with me); I love to travel = I'm broke and expect you to take me places 'cause I have no life here; "I enjoy cooking" = I have perfected Rice-A-Roni; and on and on...
 
BLAZER PROPHET said:
Funny post.

Some of those ads crack me up. "Must enjoy family" = I have kids (or, my mom lives with me); I love to travel = I'm broke and expect you to take me places 'cause I have no life here; "I enjoy cooking" = I have perfected Rice-A-Roni; and on and on...
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I prefer black guys = I love getting rammed by huge weiners.....etc.
 
Actually, getting closer to meeting one of these ladies. Why am I getting nervous???
 
It shouldn't matter how much "shaving cream" you have on the mirror, chicks always dig a little homemade pornography.

Remember, "objects in the mirror are always larger than they appear".
 
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