Blonde Joke

[Shapecity]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
Boss would not
allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
tell me to take a
few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny
noises. My
co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so
that the Boss
might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
asked "What in
the name of f*cking good god are you doing?" I told
him I was a light
bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and
recuperate for a
couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my
co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where
do you think
you're going?"
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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the
dark!

 

[Char]

LOL. Good joke.

Q: How do you kill a Blonde while she is drinking water?
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[Notorious]

LOl, nice. I love these more then the lil videos people post. Keep findin these Shape

 

[Iggy]

HHAHAHAHA these are funny. I have a good one, but its kinnda dirty.

A brunette and a blonde plan to rob a bank. The brunette is the getaway driver and gives the blonde instructions on what to do. After a few minutes, she sees the blonde running out. Behind her she has a safe tied in rope and shes dragging it along. A man with his pants to his knees is also running after her. The brunette says, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG
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I told you to tie the gaurd and blow the safe!

 

[miss3pointer25]

...definately not funnnny.

 

[Notorious]

lol! Shape, change the title to "The Official Blonde Jokes Thread". These are so friken funny.

 

[phunDamentalz]

<div class="quote_poster">miss3pointer25 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">...definately not funnnny.</div>

are you blonde by chance?

 

[Pgballer17]

There were two blondes walking on a beach in California one night. One of them looks at the sky and says to the other, "Which do you figure is closer, florida or the moon?" The other blonde looked at her, and then
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said "duh, can you see Florida from here?"

 

[igotask8board]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

[igotask8board]

Not as funny, but eh

A brunette is in the middle of a road. She is repeatedly saying "74" to herself as she walks back and forth along this road. A blonde happens to notice her and decides to call out...

"Why are you walking in the road and saying the number 74 over and over again?"

The brunette stops and replies. "It's fun!!! You try it." The blonde looks puzzled, but decides to give it a go, so she too walks around in the road sayin the number 74. Suddenly a truck drives along and hits the blonde, the brunette stops to look at the truck. She smiles and carries on...

"75, 75, 75....."

 

[Shapecity]

<div class="quote_poster">igotask8board Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Not as funny, but eh

A brunette is in the middle of a road. She is repeatedly saying "74" to herself as she walks back and forth along this road. A blonde happens to notice her and decides to call out...

"Why are you walking in the road and saying the number 74 over and over again?"

The brunette stops and replies. "It's fun!!! You try it." The blonde looks puzzled, but decides to give it a go, so she too walks around in the road sayin the number 74. Suddenly a truck drives along and hits the blonde, the brunette stops to look at the truck. She smiles and carries on...

"75, 75, 75....."</div>

 

[AKIRA]

a brunette, a red head and a blonde are running from the cops from some sort of crime, they run down an alley way but find a dead end. they spot three big box's, one full of cats, one full of dogs and one full of potatoes. the brunette jumps in with the cats, the red head jumps in with the dogs and the blonde jumps into the one with potatoes. the cops run in and spot the three box's. they look into the one filled with cats and the brunette goes "meow" and the cops move on to the next box without noticing the brunette. the same happens to the red head when she goes "woof", so the cops move on to the next box, they open the lid and the blonde goes "potatoes"

 

[miss3pointer25]

<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">are you blonde by chance?

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........yes

 

[Detroit Madness]

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?

Tell her a joke on Monday!