BP The Prostitute

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I want to watch my Ducks & Blazers so badly, I've decided to prostitute myself and order Comcrap.

Please don't think any more poorly of me than you already do.

FORGIVE ME!!

Sly has a friend, who wears sun glasses, a trench coat and hangs out on undesirable street corners saying inappropriate things to little boys, that may offer an illegal feed to the games for a bit of jack, but that's also a good way to pick [computer] viruses, so I opted to sell out all my scruples.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I want to watch my Ducks & Blazers so badly, I've decided to prostitute myself and order Comcrap.

Please don't think any more poorly of me than you already do.

FORGIVE ME!!

Sly has a friend, who wears sun glasses, a trench coat and hangs out on undesirable street corners saying inappropriate things to little boys, that may offer an illegal feed to the games for a bit of jack, but that's also a good way to pick [computer] viruses, so I opted to sell out all my scruples.

You wouldn't get viruses. The guy is an OSU student so I don't think he'll be offering Duck games. Just Blazer games.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

You wouldn't get viruses. The guy is an OSU student ...

That explains a lot...

 

[THE HCP]

Sorry, but Comcast sucks! Just went back to DirecTV two weeks ago. If it was my only way to see the games though..... We'd be stuck with them as well. I saw that Pac-12 and Direct are near a deal. Heard that type of thing before, hope they get it done.