Now enough with the ghey Euro styles. The Blazers are Red and fucking Black! If you soccer fans ruin the Blazers I will hunt all of you down and hurt you.
Not the hideously bad luck, not the horrendous draft track record, not the weirdo, meddlesome owner, not the "oh so close and yet so far, Lucy, Charlie Brown and the football" wash, rinse and repeat ... but the fucking colors?