Cano....Ortiz

[Rick2583]

ORTIZ: "Hey Robbie since you run like me you have to grow a beard like me".

CANO: "Okay big Papi but do I also have to take PEDs like you?"

ORTIZ: "Well Robbie lets see how you do without the benefit of that short RF wall"

 

[Majorball]

You are so right Rick, If Papi was to color his hair gold, it wouldn't surprise me the next day Cano would be to.

 

[yankeesince59]

...as far as people to look up to or emulate, Cano needs to raise his sights a bit.

 

[Majorball]

Yeah, apparently Mo, Jeter, Posada and the gang weren't good enough, thank God for Big Papi and JayZ

 

[Rick2583]

If he hits more then 25 HRs I'll be surprised. And if he doesn't His friend Papi will introduce him to someone who could help.

 

[Majorball]

"Say Hello to my Little Friend" oh, wrong analogy...

 

[totus44]

Mocha frappa double PED soy no whip latte....star bucks will get his performance on track in Seattle.

 

[yankeesince59]

^^^lol...nice touch.

 

[mrmel29]

Wonder if the Seattle fans will hold their loser $ signs up when cano is at bat similar to when A-roid came up after signing his megadeal

 

[Rick2583]

Wonder if the Seattle fans will hold their loser $ signs up when cano is at bat similar to when A-roid came up after signing his megadeal

Only when he starts skipping to 1st base which I'm guessing won't take very long.

 

[mrmel29]

Only when he starts skipping to 1st base which I'm guessing won't take very long.

LOL. Gonna enjoy watching his HOF numbers go down the tubes in the great white baseball hole of mediocrity

 

[vette322]

Cano was always one of Ortiz' guys. He essentially replaced Miguel Tejada as Ortiz "DR play thing" at All-Star Game HR Derbies, picking him up, fondling him, rubbing his butt, etc.

 

[totus44]

Thx Vette, there's an image that can't be undone.