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[Denny Crane]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I hope she wins so I can say I've slept with 2 Presidents.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Is that a hickey or a carcinoma?

 

[Haakzilla]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life
And realize there's nothing left
'Cause I've been brassing and laughing so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how ya talking
And where ya walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but I gotta lop
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda G that little homie's wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Saying prayers in the street light

 

[Denny Crane]

Is he creepy or what?

 

[BlazerWookee]

"I'm pretending it's you I can smell on my finger..."

 

[BlazerWookee]

"Boy, they sure did a good job hiding those neck bolts..."

 

[BlazerWookee]

"I bet if I blow in one ear, it'll come out the other..."

 

[barfo]

Wonder if she knows there is a big spider on her shoulder?

 

[Sedatedfork]

"Boy, Hillary would make a great palace guard."

 

[barfo]

I'll be damned. You can actually see the stick up her ass.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Oh jeez. I hope that was the dog!

 

[barfo]

If I hide my chin like this, I think I look a little like LBJ. Now I just need to tell someone I've got Hillary's pecker in my pocket.

 

[barfo]

I wonder what this red and white striped thing is. Seems like I see it everywhere these past few years.

 

[barfo]

Hmmph. I would have accessorized differently, myself. That handbag is gauche, and the shoes, the shoes...

 

[Sedatedfork]

If I hide my chin like this, I think I look a little like LBJ.

Does the L stand for Lewinsky?

 

[Denny Crane]

I don't vote for creepy republicans

-- barfo

(creepy democrats, sure!)

 

[barfo]

Now, if Magnifier661 is right about consciousness not being bound in time, then I think the existence of free will contradicts the basic ideas of string theory... dammit, I'm losing the thread. Should have taken a bigger dose.

 

[BlazerWookee]

"Should I tell her she needs a shave?"

 

[BlazerWookee]

"I've seen better looking necks on Gila Monsters..."

 

[ripcityboy]

"Isn't it offly nice to have a penis?"