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I was tempted not to post this, but some people might enjoy it. It's too back handed and generic for my taste.(link) I added comments in the brackets for my own amusement. I recall busting Matt Moore's chops early this season, so this his take hasn't really evolved to show he's even watched a Blazer game.
Terry Stotts, Portland Trail Blazers (9.3) [9.3!?!? Stotts' scale goes to 11. Get on board or go home!] : Stotts coaches the league's hottest team and the biggest surprise team through the first half of the season. [NEWS FLASH!] The Trail Blazers were supposed to be better this season but not "homecourt advantage" good. [OR "best record in the Western Conference" good.] Instead, Stotts has orchestrated arguably the league's best offense, [arguable if you chose not to accept reality] with a decent chance of pushing two separate Blazers to All-Star status [Book it.] Portland spent much of the first two months of the season at the [VERY] top of the brutal Western Conference, and Stotts' management of both the rotations on Portland's bench, finding matchup advantages, and out of bounds play execution (the Blazers are No. 1 in side-out-of-bounds plays according to Synergy Sports) has to catch your eye. [Watching the Blazers play will have that affect too.]
Is their defense good enough to sustain what will inevitably be a comedown from their wild close-game record through the first two months of the season? [Is making a statement in the form of a question journalism? And, do you still beat your wife?] If the Blazers are still really good but slip from the top four of the West [or end up with the best record in the West], will the altered expectations hurt Stotts? [or make him the greatest coach in Blazer franchise history?] Had [Had to tell? You mean you were trying so HARD to think of something to say you didn't edit your article for CBS sports?] to tell but you have to think taking a fringe playoff team and making them what some [Some, but no you, amIright?] consider a title contender is going to earn you points. [precisely 9.3 apparently...]
Terry Stotts, Portland Trail Blazers (9.3) [9.3!?!? Stotts' scale goes to 11. Get on board or go home!] : Stotts coaches the league's hottest team and the biggest surprise team through the first half of the season. [NEWS FLASH!] The Trail Blazers were supposed to be better this season but not "homecourt advantage" good. [OR "best record in the Western Conference" good.] Instead, Stotts has orchestrated arguably the league's best offense, [arguable if you chose not to accept reality] with a decent chance of pushing two separate Blazers to All-Star status [Book it.] Portland spent much of the first two months of the season at the [VERY] top of the brutal Western Conference, and Stotts' management of both the rotations on Portland's bench, finding matchup advantages, and out of bounds play execution (the Blazers are No. 1 in side-out-of-bounds plays according to Synergy Sports) has to catch your eye. [Watching the Blazers play will have that affect too.]
Is their defense good enough to sustain what will inevitably be a comedown from their wild close-game record through the first two months of the season? [Is making a statement in the form of a question journalism? And, do you still beat your wife?] If the Blazers are still really good but slip from the top four of the West [or end up with the best record in the West], will the altered expectations hurt Stotts? [or make him the greatest coach in Blazer franchise history?] Had [Had to tell? You mean you were trying so HARD to think of something to say you didn't edit your article for CBS sports?] to tell but you have to think taking a fringe playoff team and making them what some [Some, but no you, amIright?] consider a title contender is going to earn you points. [precisely 9.3 apparently...]
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