Charlie Sheen is my hero. (1 Viewer)

[EL PRESIDENTE]

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/27/charl...santo-pietro-booze-wine-mansion-hospital-xxx/

Sources connected to Charlie tell us ... during the infancy stages of Sheen's most recent bender Tuesday night, the actor brought his realtor and some of his XXX lady friends to dinner with his neighbor George Santo Pietro -- Vanna White's ex-husband.

We're told the meal was served in the wine cellar at George's home -- located just two miles from Sheen's place -- and Charlie drank ... A LOT.

During the boozefest, Charlie agreed to rent out George's giant estate for four months -- at the rate of $250k per month -- while George goes away on an upcoming trip to Thailand.

And why does Sheen need an extra mansion? Charlie explained that he wants to start a "porn family" -- and he wants the "actresses" to all live in the same house. One big, smutty family.

The next morning, Sheen's people found out about the deal and were "furious" -- and immediately put a stop to the plans.

Fuck.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/27/charlie-sheen-cocaine-smoke-pipe-porn-porn-star-critique-911/

Sources who were present at Charlie's house during his 36-hour party tell us ... after a man delivered a briefcase full of cocaine to the house early Wednesday morning, Charlie pulled out a small green pipe and started smoking cocaine continuously ... for hours.

There are many wild details, but we're told eventually Charlie ended up in his theater room with one of the porn stars with whom he was partying. They watched 3 hours of porn, as Charlie critiqued the action on the screen.

We're told Charlie, who fancies himself as a porn connoisseur, was questioning his companion about angles and body shots. We're told the porn star was "surprised" by the depth of Charlie's knowledge.

 

[Denny Crane]

Sooner or later it catches up to you.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/28/charlie-sheen-rehab-treatment-facility-hospital-addiction/

Charlie Sheen Checks In to Rehab
6 minutes ago by TMZ Staff

Charlie Sheen voluntarily checked himself in to an undisclosed rehab facility earlier today ... TMZ has confirmed.

 

[MickZagger]

Dude is nuttier than a squirrel turd. But, model types still love him. Lucky bastard was banging Denise Richards for a long time.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Sooner or later it catches up to you.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/28/charlie-sheen-rehab-treatment-facility-hospital-addiction/

Charlie Sheen Checks In to Rehab
6 minutes ago by TMZ Staff

Charlie Sheen voluntarily checked himself in to an undisclosed rehab facility earlier today ... TMZ has confirmed.

Its like me drinking a jamba juice after a crazy weekend in vegas.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Dude is nuttier than a squirrel turd. But, model types still love him. Lucky bastard was banging Denise Richards for a long time.

uhh...he had a 6 way with porn stars and a briefcase full of coke.

banging denise richards was probably fun for a while but he probably got sick of it.

 

[MickZagger]

The stories I read doesn't say anything about bangin a bunch of pornstars. The Kacey Jordan chick was portraying him as watching to much porn and that he didn't need to drink anymore. That Kacey Jordan chick is from Portland. She used to always dance at Club 205 back in the day.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The stories I read doesn't say anything about bangin a bunch of pornstars. The Kacey Jordan chick was portraying him as watching to much porn and that he didn't need to drink anymore. That Kacey Jordan chick is from Portland. She used to always dance at Club 205 back in the day.

there was the 5 way in vegas at the AVN convention.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

does rehab actually work? seems like it just supresses the urge and just to clean yourself out. Wonder what the recidivism rate is.

 

[Ed O]

Does he really WANT it to work? And what does "work" mean, anyway? Maybe he'd be happy being a functional alcoholic/cocaine addict.

Ed O.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

works for him so far. I think the point of this "rehab" is to hopefully control it where he has the most fun without dying?

 

[Ed O]

works for him so far. I think the point of this "rehab" is to hopefully control it where he has the most fun without dying?

That's what I'm thinking, too. And, really, who can blame him?

Ed O.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I love how some of Sheen's mercedes "randomly" end up at the bottom of canyons. dude probably gets high as shit and then rolls the cars off cliffs for shits and giggles. haha

 

[Natebishop3]

I love how some of Sheen's mercedes "randomly" end up at the bottom of canyons. dude probably gets high as shit and then rolls the cars off cliffs for shits and giggles. haha

Maybe he's into base jumping.... from cars..... as they fall.

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[speeds]

Jimmy Norton said it best, "if I was making Charlie Sheen money and you should absolutely expect to find me crushed dead by a pile of hookers."

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Jimmy Norton said it best, "if I was making Charlie Sheen money and you should absolutely expect to find me crushed dead by a pile of hookers."

Yes, out with a bang.

 

[maxiep]

Or maybe the guy actually wants to die.

 

[Natebishop3]

Or maybe the guy actually wants to die.

There's much cheaper and easier ways to do that.

 

[maxiep]

There's much cheaper and easier ways to do that.

But not as much fun.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

But not as much fun.

I was going to say that.

 

[The Professional Fan]

What does he do to earn this kind of scratch? His stupid sit-com? What else does he even do these days? Living off his Men At Work paycheck? Wall Street? The Chase?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

He makes like 2 million per episode...plus residuals on the reruns.

 

[PapaG]

What does he do to earn this kind of scratch? His stupid sit-com? What else does he even do these days? Living off his Men At Work paycheck? Wall Street? The Chase?

Sheen got $2 million/episode last year alone for his stupid sit-com. With 22 episodes, that's $44 million just on his show.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sheen got $2 million/episode last year alone for his stupid sit-com. With 22 episodes, that's $44 million just on his show.

Plus syndication which is where the big money is.

 

[ABM]

Plus syndication which is where the big money is.

Watch him end up doing a reality show highlighting his escapades.

 

[PapaG]

He makes like 2 million per episode...plus residuals on the reruns.

Good point on the syndication money as well.

 

[PapaG]

Haha!

Charlie Sheen wrote a $30,000 check to a porn star in the middle of his 36-hour party binge -- because he felt like it -- and TMZ has the unbelievable proof.

Sources involved in the bender tell us ... Sheen broke out his checkbook during a conversation with a porn star Wednesday in which he asked her to join the "porn family" he wants to create.

We're told Sheen -- in a showing of good faith -- wrote a $30,000 check made out to "cash" and told the porn star to take it to the bank ... and the money was hers.

Obviously, the porn star darted for her car -- and when she got to the bank, the teller called Charlie AND one of Sheen's business associates to verify the transaction. Luckily for the porn star, it cleared.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/29/charl...acey-jordan-porn-star-bender-bank-cash-money/

 

[BlayZa]

i just think its great that someone so popular is just rocking out that hard. he isnt married and wants to hang n bang pornstars in a pvt rented mansion. well duh.... dude is living the dream!

 

[BlayZa]

is there anyone more deserving of a reality tv show? maybe cho.....

 

[The Professional Fan]

Holy shit he gets 2 mil per episode!! Amazing. Well, good for him! Rawk. On. Charlie.