Cheating for Dummies: Your guide to smarter NCAA rule-breaking

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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...or-dummies/index.html?eref=sihp&sct=hp_t11_a1

Funny stuff!

Head coaches, whatever you do, DON'T SEND THE HANDLER A HANDWRITTEN NOTE THANKING HIM FOR "ORCHESTRATING" SOMETHING. I'm looking at you, Chip Kelly.

7. Always pay cash
Because who the hell pays a street agent with a university-issued check? That's like -- paying a street agent with a university-issued check.

 

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tee hee

 

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Ok, a bit tongue-in-cheek... All transactions should and were handled through the AD Dept.