Funny Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean

[SlyPokerDog]

This puts the “white” in “Great White.”

Move over “Cocaine Bear.” Brazilian scientists have discovered traces of nose candy, caffeine and painkillers in sharks swimming in waters around the Bahamas.

These “blow-fish” aren’t getting hooked on purpose — it’s the fallout from an uptick in marine pollutants, per an a-jaw-calyptic study published in the journal Environmental Pollution.

“Pharmaceuticals and illicit drugs are increasingly recognized as contaminants of emerging concern (CECs) in marine environments, particularly in areas undergoing rapid urbanization and tourism-driven development,” the researchers wrote while describing the troubling shark-otics trend.

Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean — scientists blame partying tourists

This puts the “white” in “Great White.”

nypost.com

 

[THE HCP]

Thats another way I wouldn’t mind going out…..being consumed by a great white shark tripping on cocaine!!!!!! That and a limbless cornhole champion taking me out.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Thats another way I wouldn’t mind going out…..being consumed by a great white shark tripping on cocaine!!!!!! That and a limbless cornhole champion taking me out.

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