Company denies its robots feed on flesh

[Minstrel]

POMPANO BEACH, Fla.– In response to rumors circulating the internet on sites such as FoxNews.com, FastCompany.com and CNET News about a “flesh eating” robot project, Cyclone Power Technologies Inc. (Pink Sheets:CYPW) and Robotic Technology Inc. (RTI) would like to set the record straight: This robot is strictly vegetarian.

On July 7, Cyclone announced that it had completed the first stage of development for a beta biomass engine system used to power RTI’s Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR™), a Phase II SBIR project sponsored by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), Defense Sciences Office. RTI’s EATR is an autonomous robotic platform able to perform long-range, long-endurance missions without the need for manual or conventional re-fueling.

RTI’s patent pending robotic system will be able to find, ingest and extract energy from biomass in the environment. Despite the far-reaching reports that this includes “human bodies,” the public can be assured that the engine Cyclone has developed to power the EATR runs on fuel no scarier than twigs, grass clippings and wood chips – small, plant-based items for which RTI’s robotic technology is designed to forage. Desecration of the dead is a war crime under Article 15 of the Geneva Conventions, and is certainly not something sanctioned by DARPA, Cyclone or RTI.

“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone’s CEO. “We are focused on demonstrating that our engines can create usable, green power from plentiful, renewable plant matter. The commercial applications alone for this earth-friendly energy solution are enormous.”

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/07/company-denies-its-robots-feed-on-the-dead/

 

[bodyman5001]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

We can't cure the common cold, but soon we will have flesh eating killer robots. Awesome.

Well, I don't know that we can't cure the cold, but I have never heard about it. Never heard about "biomass" eating robots until today so who knows?

 

[barfo]

“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission”

David Stern should put out a press release announcing that.

barfo

 

[DennisRodman]

Who even knew about this robot to be worried about it consuming human flesh?

 

[Minstrel]

“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission”

David Stern should put out a press release announcing that.

All companies should. Well, except those who really are designing robots that feed on the human population...that'd be deceptive.

I'd feel more reassured. Sometimes the idea that Apple is developing a cute, user-friendly flesh-eating robot keeps me awake at night.

 

[bodyman5001]

I always wanted to build a robot that was interested in flesh, but it was supposed to look like Kate Beckinsale.