Why don't you do some real reporting out in the field instead of being a desk jockey? Find the decisionmaker who had the university pay for the sign and interview him. For a filler question you can ask him his opinion of Gatorade taking the flame redardant out of its drink.
I think they were going for Weber State trailblazer, with the fact of him playing for the Trail blazers being the twist. There's absolutely no reason to put anything directly related to Portland on there.
Why don't you do some real reporting out in the field instead of being a desk jockey? Find the decisionmaker who had the university pay for the sign and interview him. For a filler question you can ask him his opinion of Gatorade taking the flame redardant out of its drink.