Deciding Battle: Umair vs. Carter

[Iggy]

<div align="center">The series between you 2 is 1-1. Each battler will have to post 3 verses each with a maximum of approximately 20 lines. The winner of this battle will be decided by a crowd/popular vote. Since this is not apart of the tourney, judges are not the only ones who will vote. Good luck to both battlers!

VS.

Umair VS Carter</div>

Don't be afraid. I didn't stalk you. I just get these pictures from the JBB Member Picture Thread. LMFAO

 

[Legacy]

I'll post a verse later tonight.

 

[Legacy]

I guess since I just made a verse, I'll post it now.



Pressure falling on Umair as we face of for the last time
He’s 50 cent and I’m like 2pac in his prime
Umair’s raps are so bad, posting them is a crime
Umair, you are nothing compared to me boy, why even reply
Cuz I’m like Jim Jones, “I fly High”
Remember the first rap battle we ever had, I’m sure you do
Now I’m bringing it up, let’s start to review
<div class="quote_poster">Laker_fan Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">VC's winning so far. However, I need more raps to decide so continue as you were.</div>
More than one person voted for me and I’m sure
<div class="quote_poster">44Thrilla Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Agreed. VCwannabe is mopping the floor with him.</div>
Now it's 2-0, even on Pakman’s face I can see a grin
The raps you post isn’t only a crime, it's a sin
Reading these raps will make your head spin
You dropped out of the rap battle cuz you can't handle a loss
B*itch get on your knees, cuz I'm the boss
You're less popular then the sport lacrosse
You raps are more humiliating then this rap battle tourney
Sue me for you getting dissed so bad, use Notorious as you attorney

 

[The Dream]

I'm sorry, but lmao @ those pics...hahaha.

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">THE DREAM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I'm sorry, but lmao @ those pics...hahaha.</div>

I'm looking pimpin.

 

[umair]

This dude thinks he has improved yet his lines are still shitty
I am bout to end this battle quick and in style like my boy Smitty
Its time to get rid of the beef like the vegetarians
His verses are looking worse than a jumper by Shawn Marion
Look at his picture, trying to act hard with his dollar store shades
Tryna be black with his f*ked up fade
He thinks he has a chance of winning against me prolly smoking cocaine
His edge-up is looking worse than the Katrina Hurricane
Your lines can be compared to Ne-Yo songs because both are gay!
You have just lost might as well save some time and just run away
Reading this verse, you will get dizzy and might even flee
I'm like Mohammed Ali cuz I sting like a bee

 

[Really Lost One]

Holy sh*t Umair!

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Look at his picture, trying to act hard with his dollar store shades
Tryna be black with his f*ked up fade
He thinks he has a chance of winning against me prolly smoking cocaine</div>

 

[phunDamentalz]

<div class="quote_poster">Epidemik Wrote</div><div class="quote_post"><div align="center">

 

[Legacy]

This thread has 136 views already.

 

[phunDamentalz]

you guys are both horrible. what is this the battle to see who's the "least worst"??

 

[Legacy]

This battle is more popular than anything the the tourney.

 

[phunDamentalz]

<div class="quote_poster">Carter Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">This battle is more popular than anything the the tourney.</div>

True, but Vanilla Ice is the top-selling rap artist of all time, so numbers aren't everything.

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">True, but Vanilla Ice is the top-selling rap artist of all time, so numbers aren't everything.

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I hate you.

 

[Pakman]

<div class="quote_poster">THE DREAM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I'm sorry, but lmao @ those pics...hahaha.</div>

They have some hair on their heads, at least.

 

[Laker_fan]

Vanilla Ice isn't the highest selling rap artist of all time. And Umair, are you sure you wrote them lyrics? I have my doubts, but if you have, you've improved alot.

 

[umair]

Wtf you mean I wrote them lyrics? If I am talking about his shades and his fade then how could I copy them? How can I get the Smitty line? I am talking about him and his fade. I wrote them.

 

[umair]

Also this battle is taking kind of long. Carter you want to do 2 verses instead of 3 verses so this can end quickly like our last battle or 3 verses?

 

[B.e.]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting phunDamentalz to NTC regarding Clipse's album:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm starting to wonder ifyou even get what this hiphop is all about
</div>
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting phunDamentalz:</div><div class="quote_post">Vanilla Ice is the top-selling rap artist of all time</div>
?

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting wikipedia:</div><div class="quote_post">He is known by his stage names: <u>2Pac and Makaveli.</u> He is recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as the top-selling hip-hop artist, having sold over 73 million albums worldwide.</div>

 

[Legacy]

I guess it should be 2 verses since school started today and I'm busy again.

 

[Legacy]

Verse 2, I coming out with fierce
Like a game winning shot by Paul Pierce
Umair going a verse without a joke about my mom
I guess he's depressed about his uncle Sadaam
Your pic being used as an avatar is a big disgrace
Now every time people post we see your ugly face
You don't have a sig right now, no more left to steal?
Your so ugly, I bet Rosie O'Donnell has more sex appeal
Ask durvasa and he'll show you a graph
That anything you say make people laugh
Umair is a loser but, the self proclaimed king of JBB
But in the rap battles, I <font color=""Red"">burned you</font> to a higher degree

Btw Umair, that pic of me was from 5 months ago. My hair looks different.

 

[umair]

Your lyrics are getting worse and worse, you're just digging your own grave.//I am owning you in this battle as if you were my slave

I'll kick his @$$ so bad that he might end up getting a heart attack//After this battle, he's gon' be in the Ludacris video cuz he's about to "<font color=""Red"">"Runaway and never come back"</font>

I go by "The Keystyle King" always coming out on top//People need to watch out because I am Coming for that Number 1 spot

"I am Busy" is all Carter knows how to say//With his verses this whack, I can guarantee you a win every day

 

[umair]

Start voting.

 

[Notorious]

I vote Umair, the lesser of two evils. Im not sure i could do better, but i still feel both werent that good. Ive read some of Umairs past battles, and i definetly think he has improved, yet some times you reverted to the old Umair.

My vote goes to <font size=""3"">Umair</font>

 

[Legacy]

Aight Umair good battle. We've had classic battles from the one in the "Make me Laugh" section to the last battle we have had. This battle is much better than the first one we had, and I must admit you have suprised the hell out of me with your lines. Let's face off again soon.

Keep Voting!

 

[umair]

Yeah we've come a long way and improved a lot. Some of your lines were pretty good too. Good job man. May the best man win this battle. Keep on voting people. First vote to 5 wins right?

 

[Laker_fan]

Umair's first verse was much better than Carter's but Carter's second verse was better than Umair's. However, Umair's first verse was much better than Carter's where as Carter's second was slightly better that Umairs second. I vote Umair. I liked Umair's line about Carter's fade and I thought the Carter line about Umair's uncle being Saddam was prett funny. Both of you have improved alot.

P.S. Umair, you need to chill out.

 

[igotask8board]

^I agree with what he said and vote for Umair.

Keep up the laughs

 

[umair]

Why do I need to chill out??
Im up 3-0. Keep voting..

 

[B.e.]

I'm going with Umair; both have improved. But out of the two of them Umair was more clever with his lines in terms of playing on words.

 

[Legacy]

1 more and Umair wins.