DishNetwork Subscribers

[ABM]

If you simply call DishNetwork, they'll give you the HBO/Starz package for three months - free.

And, as Portland's own Tom Peterson once said, "Free is a very good price."

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

But can I get the local Blazer broadcasts? No, I cannot. Instead, I get a lot of "B" movies to fall alseep to lame acting.

 

[ABM]

But can I get the local Blazer broadcasts? No, I cannot. Instead, I get a lot of "B" movies to fall alseep to lame acting.

Yes, in that case, Comcast has you by the Violet Palmers.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Yes, in that case, Comcast has you by the Violet Palmers.

That was a low blow.