Do you believe in anything strong enough that you would be a suicide bomber for?

[e_blazer]

I always figured the Muslims were misreading that passage. When the terrorists get to hell, they discover they're one of Satan's 72 virgins for that month.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

No doubt. I'd wager that after 3 months of dealing with 72 virgins/ex-virgins drama you'd gladly blow yourself up again.

I mean it's not even an ideal situation. Sure some virgins would be good but I'd want a few older more experienced babes too. Why just virgins? Oh yeah, like you say it's made up. I just don't think it is a maybe.

 

[BBert]

I always figured the Muslims were misreading that passage. When the terrorists get to hell, they discover they're one of Satan's 72 virgins for that month.

They won't be virgins for long.

Morons.

 

[Natebishop3]

Did they ever stipulate that it was female virgins? What if it's 72 male virgins....

 

[Sedatedfork]

Did they ever stipulate that it was female virgins? What if it's 72 male virgins....

Terrorist on Terrorist Action. Sounds hot.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Terrorist on Terrorist Action. Sounds hot.

"Dammit Akeela! I said blow me, NOT blow me up.....!!!

 

[Natebishop3]

Terrorist on Terrorist Action. Sounds hot.

It would be funny if they were handed a number after they get to the afterlife.

"Ahmed, did you have sex at any point in your life before you blew yourself up? No? You are number 66! Next!'