Do you wake up to an alarm, the news or music?

[Denny Crane]

I wake up to 95.5 The Game... but its only on for a couple of seconds before I turn it off or hit snooze.

Sometimes Mrs. HCP wakes you up, right?

 

[44Thrilla]

Sometimes Mrs. HCP wakes you up, right?

He never lets her sleep over. Once he's done with her, he kicks her out.

 

[MARIS61]

He never lets her sleep over. Once he's done with her, he lets her air out.

fixed.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

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[EL PRESIDENTE]

Chinese gong ringer on my cell phone. I want to get one of those gradually brightening lights, though...

I have one of those lights, it doesn't really help all that much to be honest.

In college, I made a ghetto version where a heat lamp pointed at my bed would turn on at like 630am but eventually I got used to that too.

 

[maxiep]

Got 3 and 5 year old boys. I've learned the hard way that no matter how soundly I'm sleeping, I need to protect the nads at the first sound of the doorknob turning, or some kid is going to land a heel on them.

That kind of instant terror is quite effective at waking one up.

I have a two year old with the same kind of radar. I think their mothers teach them where to kick.

 

[mook]

I have a two year old with the same kind of radar. I think their mothers teach them where to kick.

I think it's less maternal plot than it is a thousand monkeys and a thousand typewriters.

Or in this case, spastic monkeys on Red Bull and coke using semi-awake human beings as trampolines.