Dr. Jacks (bar): Design the Drink

[Prue]

This is not official. I would LOVE to see some favorites out of here be created (even just seasonally).

I'm looking to distract myself from the countdown till tip off and it dawned on me: I need a drink! ...not just any drink, but one that reflects on the post season, the efforts the Blazers have made, pokes some fun at others even (much like all those mini-songs in the 90's did. Who doesn't remember Bad, Bad, Hubie Brown" or the commercial spoof for "Laimbeer, the beer for a classless society"?)

Post your drink name, if you want what it would be as well. Have some fun and Enjoy!

Houston Tears
Salt rimmed shotglass going half and half with 1800 Silver and whatever clear colored lime rum. Salty yet so sweet in defeat!

Dame
Chilled and frosted pint glass, 1/2 filled with a nice red-amber colored beer for the blazers and a drop shot of a thick black stout. Coldblooded, the shot always drops so let it go and slam it down.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Sub Zero
Coconut rum, orange rum, hypnotic, pineapple juice served over a scoop of shaved ice

 

[Mediocre Man]

Rolo
Chocolate and caramel infused vodka shot

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Dont Mess with T-Rob:
A shot of whiskey!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Laker: Bartender urinates in a drink with a lavender garnish.

 

[Eastoff]

Meyers Leonard: Sprite with some grenadine served in a frisbee. (It's a big fucking mess)

 

[Prue]

These are great! Keep em coming...the Meyers had me laughing.

 

[blue9]

Not drink, but food: For Game 6 my buddy served up Tater Stotts...tots covered with mozzarella (white), salsa (red) and olives (black). Terry Totts Tater Stotts!
After all, you need a good base to put all those drinks on top of.

 

[Prue]

Lol i've repped you apparently too much Blue9

Hell yeah add food on here too. Game six i did up my Blazer Blazin Wings:

In celebration of the Blazers its Wings tonight, seasoned with black cracked pepper, chili powder and dried-thai flakes from the garden. Chilled and then rolled in flower. Placed in a bag and chilled in fridge till ‘sticky’. Deep fried 7.5 mins till they float and nice and crispy. Tossed in homemade Wing Sauce (Filtered homemade pepper sauce...from homemade apple cider vinager with hood river apples) that is simmered with butter-rue and some Habanero-Jelly (Aunt's family recipe, she makes it better than me ). When cooled to just ‘warm’ and then tossed on the wings the result is a fully coated wing with LOTS of sauce and a nice bright red look. Then I sprinkle black-toasted sesame seeds on them and served with…of course…homemade bleu cheese dipping sauce. The result, Blazer colors of Red, Black and White.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Wild, Wild Wes: A Root Beer float with Vanilla Vodka

 

[blue9]

Those wings sound really good, Prue!

 

[Prue]

I like the wild wild wes, that's damn good! My wife wants for for tonights game so i think we'll make some up

 

[maxiep]

The Flaming Mo

The bartender blindfolds him or herself, and grabs whatever assortment of booze happens to be nearby and sets it on fire. It good be Good Mo, it could be Bad Mo; the point is, you don't know what you're going to get.

 

[Eastoff]

The Flaming Mo

The bartender blindfolds him or herself, and grabs whatever assortment of booze happens to be nearby and sets it on fire. It good be Good Mo, it could be Bad Mo; the point is, you don't know what you're going to get.

THE SECRET INGREDIENT is nothing more than children's Cough syrup!

 

[maxiep]

The Crabbe

You look down to the furthest reaches of the bar and order whichever bottle is last. To be served for no more than five minutes after last call.

 

[Eastoff]

Damian's Last Shot to sober you up: It contains only 0.9% alcohol. Oh and it's served ice cold of course.

 

[RR7]

Damian's Last Shot to sober you up: It contains only 0.9% alcohol. Oh and it's served ice cold of course.

Or an end of the evening shot of 90% everclear, .9. Guaranteed to ruin all the good times of your evening and leave you feeling like shit the next day. Oh the burn it leaves.

 

[Haakzilla]

The Laker: Bartender urinates in a drink with a lavender garnish.

...bahahahaaaa, I can't wait to send this to my Faker fans in LA! Rep'd!

 

[Prue]

Nico Français Volant
Blazers take on a French Martini, shaken with ice Vodka, raspberry liqueur, cognac, pineapple juice. Served in a tall glass and a blood orange slice on the rim.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Steve Francis:

You take a bottle of champagne, stand by yourself in the club and pour it on yourself while wearing sunglasses and singing/dancing to "Drunk in Love".

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[PapaG]

Rolo
Chocolate and caramel infused vodka shot

Winner! Fantastic idea.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The 2WetBabz

10 shots of Jack and it comes with a free Chalupa.

 

[PapaG]

Not drink, but food: For Game 6 my buddy served up Tater Stotts...tots covered with mozzarella (white), salsa (red) and olives (black). Terry Totts Tater Stotts!
After all, you need a good base to put all those drinks on top of.

That looks really good. I'm stealing that idea for Game 2. The family will love it!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Greg Oden:

A 12" Kielbasa that falls apart when you eat it.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Rasheed Wallace

A tall dark glass of Guiness with a touch of white foam on the head.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

THE SECRET INGREDIENT is nothing more than children's Cough syrup!

The simpsons essentially invented sizzurp. :MARIS61:

 

[PapaG]

The Freelander

A Tanqueray and tonic, topped with grenadine and a maraschino cherry as garnish.

 

[PDXFonz]

The Batum
Basically a Long Island, it's got everything in one package.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Meyers Leonard

Just one big ass protein shake.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Earl Watson

A dram of 44 year old scotch.