Dr. Jacks (bar): Design the Drink

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The T-Rob

Red Bull Energy Drink and Vodka served in a bucket. Its meant to be passed around.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Damon Stoudamire

Its an apple turnover cooked for 23 seconds.

 

[Prue]

The T-Rob

Red Bull Energy Drink and Vodka served in a bucket. Its meant to be passed around.

Its T-rob...we need to add a 16oz monster to the redbull and vodka bucket and it comes with a Mio for the table

 

[illmatic99]

bwahaha they seriously need to put some of these on the menu

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Jason Quick

Chicken Tossed Salad.

 

[noknobs]

The Greg Oden:

A 12" Kielbasa that falls apart when you eat it.

I'm picturing a bartender making something extremely expensive and tasty, only to shatter the glass on the counter and move to Miami.

 

[Prue]

The Ramsay

Diet Dr Pepper and Jack. Lean and something you can drink all night. Ramsay could go the distance and 23 flavors plus some good olé JD means so can you. Every round served comes with a silent moment, a nod to the man...The legend.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Rich Cho

[video=youtube;rcvSqVEtXmY]

 

[Mediocre Man]

The Meyers Leonard

Just one big ass protein shake.

Leonar_'s drink should be white in color and extremely stiff

 

[Sedatedfork]

The A.H.C.P. (Adios HCP)

Basically an AMF, except it is all Tequila and Blue Curacao. Warning: Do not drink an AHCP unless you have at least 100 posts.

 

[Sedatedfork]

The Damon Stoudamire

Its an apple turnover cooked for 23 seconds.

I would like to try the medible Damon Soudamire that is wrapped in aluminum foil.

 

[Cryptkeeper]

The Kobe Bryant:
salted tequila thats big enough to share, but everyone knows you wont.

 

[Sedatedfork]

The Kobe Bryant:
salted tequila thats big enough to share, but everyone knows you wont.

Most frequently served down a bong, forcefully pushed into a body orifice.

 

[Mediocre Man]

The Ass Clown
A dark drink made with ISO orange leaving you with folded arms standing in the corner wanting more

 

[Mediocre Man]

The Defender
Currently not available on the menu

 

[BigGameDamian]

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[maxiep]

The Game One:

A very fizzy drink that has gone flat.

 

[PapaG]

The Mediocre Smoker

Fireball and bitters on the rocks, served in a tall white glass, with a stiff pour of sloe gin on top.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Kevin Durant

You think its a good drink, but you're FUCKING WRONG, SON. (So basically its Macallan 25 and Coke)

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

The Ruben: Everclear infused with Rohypnol

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Haterade

No matter what you order, the L*kers fan bartender will call it Haterade and talk trash while wearing his sunglasses inside.

 

[BigGameDamian]

[video=youtube;RCVWyMKeJ1w]

 

[dviss1]

Meyers Leonard: Sprite with some grenadine served in a frisbee. (It's a big fucking mess)

Repped!