Embarrassing moments

[Fez Hammersticks]

Don't be scared, list 'em!

Freshman year we were setting up the gym for something and we had to carry in these tables that were heavy for us at the time. Me and one of my buddies had a tough time but we got the table in the gym. And then here comes this girl who's built like a football player carrying the table on her shoulder -- noooo problem. It brought my ego down a peg or two that day!

 

[BlazerWookee]

About eighteen years ago, I was working as a fabricator, peeling the polyfilm off of acrylic blanks. I was wearing boxers and golfing shorts. Not sure what caused my fly to drop down, but I didn't realize that Little Wookiee was making an appearance until the rather sizable static charge that had built suddenly found a contact point through which to discharge when I leaned forward to grab another stack of parts and Little Wookiee made contact with the table in front of me. I yelped in pain, spun around, grabbed my crotch, and proceeded to panic-zip my shorts without fully clearing the pathway first. A gal who was working a little ways away from me swears to this day that she saw the spark. Thank God it wasn't a "we got a bleeder" moment.

 

[maxiep]

Mom caught me once.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Caught sufring porn in my office by five people now . . . and counting.

 

[Eastoff]

Caught sufring porn in my office by five people now . . . and counting.

seriously, how are you not fired?

 

[Rodolfo]

Pissed my pants on second base during a little league game. I decided against going when i had the chance right before I went on deck. I can still see the second basemen laughing.

 

[Wheels]

I tried for 15 min to find the thread DaRizzle made about How we shouldnt have beat Houston 2 seasons ago.. I couldnt find it though dammit!

 

[dpc]

I tried for 15 min to find the thread DaRizzle made about How we shouldnt have beat Houston 2 seasons ago.. I couldnt find it though dammit!

I'm supposed to be the one who brings this up!!

Btw

http://sportstwo.com/threads/128539-Blazers-ACTUALLY-lost-yesterday...

 

[Wheels]

I'm supposed to be the one who brings this up!!

Btw

http://sportstwo.com/threads/128539-Blazers-ACTUALLY-lost-yesterday...

sorry lol. How the hell did you find it.. I went through like 20 pages of threads he started!

 

[dpc]

sorry lol. How the hell did you find it.. I went through like 20 pages of threads he started!

Simple, I've had it bookmarked since the night it happened.

 

[Wheels]

Simple, I've had it bookmarked since the night it happened.

LMAO! Touche'!

 

[DaRizzle]

fucking a


.....you should click on the link again dpc...

 

[Wheels]

haha!

 

[dpc]

fucking a


.....you should click on the link again dpc...

haha niceeee. But we all know what really happened. I guess anyone who comes to the board now and doesn't know the story will just have to hear what you said like an old campfire tale.

 

[THE HCP]

Mom caught me once.

Having "touchy" time with your sister? That's why your baby looks like that!

 

[Eastoff]

being pantsed as a high school freshman at a party. I never wore tighty-whiteys again.

 

[Nate Dogg]

I tried on a set of black pantyhose when my mom knocked once on my door and came into my room. I believe I was about 13 at the time.

 

[MrJayremmie]

Walked in on my mom naked. Worst thing ever.

Peed my pants at school in 4th grade. Called my grandpa to pick me up, and a teacher told the whole school why I left.