EPIC breakup

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I think it was real. Seriously, the John Jay and Rich show on Z100 do this all the time. They have someone on the show who thinks their significant other is cheating. They have their female co-host call and pretend to be a flower company. They ask where the guy wants to send the flowers, if he sends them to his GF or wife, it exonerates him, but if he sends it to his mistress....... it's on. I've heard some epic breakups on that show and usually the gf/bf stay on the line for a good amount of time. I think it's because they're so stunned by what is happening.

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As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.

Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.

In my experience, this is quite an exaggeration. Not every man goes bald.

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Yeah I listened to that a few hours ago, funny as hell. I'm torn between she deserved it and nobody should be broken up with on the radio so harshly -- but i'm leaning toward she deserved it.
 
That was like the late third/fourth quarter of the 2000 WCF. Up 17, knowing you're going to beat the Pacers for the NBA Championship. You see a bright future ahead of you knowing something amazing is coming...and then it's all rippped away from you in the most humiliating fashion; something people willl always remember. I don't know what kind of people they are, so I can't say if she deserved it, but if she was cheating she had no business getting engaged.

Also, I'm not sure it was real. The guy would have said who saw them and the name of the bar. She would have asked where and who if he didn't say.
 
The "January 21, 2010" is awesome. Not only does this dude gets caught, but his wife reveals that he has herpes, as well. :lol:

I've heard some pretty good ones on there. One time a woman thought her husband was cheating, and she admitted that she was cheating on him. They called him up. Turns out he wasn't cheating, but instead of just letting it go, John Jay threw her under the bus and told him what was up. The dude was PISSED.
 

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