Evan Turner doesn't trust white...

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

A behind-the-scenes look at Portland Trail Blazers game day

To the casual fan, a Portland Trail Blazers game typically starts at 7 p.m., when nearly 20,000 fans settle into their seats at the Moda Center and the lead official tosses a basketball up for tipoff.

But, in reality, a Blazers game starts about three hours earlier, at 3:58 p.m., when Jake Layman steps foot on the hardwood, becoming the first player to reach the court.

As Layman arrives, a BlazerDancer is twisting and twirling by herself at midcourt, working through steps of a routine in a pregame rehearsal. A man climbs a ladder beneath the basketball hoop and places a camera above the backboard, which will be used for those slick close-ups around the hoop during the television broadcast. Overhead, a heated matchup between the Chicago Bulls and Toronto Raptors is airing on the jumbotron....

http://www.oregonlive.com/blazers/index.ssf/2017/04/behind_portland_trail_blazers_game_day.html

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

yeah, eating mayonaise is highly sus

 

[santeesioux]

Mayonnaise is disgusting.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

If ET doesn't like Horsey Sauce I want him traded.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

A behind-the-scenes look at Portland Trail Blazers game day

To the casual fan, a Portland Trail Blazers game typically starts at 7 p.m., when nearly 20,000 fans settle into their seats at the Moda Center and the lead official tosses a basketball up for tipoff.

But, in reality, a Blazers game starts about three hours earlier, at 3:58 p.m., when Jake Layman steps foot on the hardwood, becoming the first player to reach the court.

As Layman arrives, a BlazerDancer is twisting and twirling by herself at midcourt, working through steps of a routine in a pregame rehearsal. A man climbs a ladder beneath the basketball hoop and places a camera above the backboard, which will be used for those slick close-ups around the hoop during the television broadcast. Overhead, a heated matchup between the Chicago Bulls and Toronto Raptors is airing on the jumbotron....

http://www.oregonlive.com/blazers/index.ssf/2017/04/behind_portland_trail_blazers_game_day.html

Make sure you read the rest of the article.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Not gonna read the article but how did Mama June get soooo fat hating mayonnaise. They never asked if she likes Miracle Whip. Ewwww, gross. Miracle Whip. Yuk

 

[tlongII]

Racist!

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

If ET doesn't like Horsey Sauce I want him traded.

I don't even like Arby's yet I will go get a cheddar and beef just to load a to go bag full of Horsey Sauce for my sandwiches I bring to work for lunch lol

 

[THE HCP]

So, I don't go anywhere there are cul-de-sacs! Suburbs are bad news if you ask me FAMS! #WhiteLife #GETOUT

 

[Chris Craig]

I knew it!!! Exactly what I thought your post was about...mayonaise! I can't stand the stuff either. I'm a mustard guy, especially honey mustard

 

[Chris Craig]

If ET doesn't like Horsey Sauce I want him traded.

Neigh

 

[Natebishop3]

Mayo is gross.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I like mayo and miracle whip.

Sliced ham and cheddar goes with miracle whip.

Sliced turkey and swiss goes with mayo.

 

[Cippy91]

Fake news

 

[Scalma]

Mayonnaise on fries is dope fuck you

 

[Chris Craig]

Fact: 15% of people who dislike mayo are good dancers.

Another fact: I'm not one of them

 

[BrianFromWA]

I make my own fresh mayonaisse. egg plus oil blended up with whatever spices i want to add. same with tartar sauce.

 

[Natebishop3]

SlyTrollerDog

 

[Scalma]

I make my own fresh mayonaisse. egg plus oil blended up with whatever spices i want to add. same with tartar sauce.

If you hate tartar sauce, why are you even alive?

 

[THE HCP]

Chipotle mayo is bomb

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Chipotle mayo is bomb

Aka mehican jizzle?


I got a coworker thats scared of white sauces. I like to hide packets of mayo for him to stumble on. Or when we go for wings i get extra ranch and just let it sit there at the table.

 

[tlongII]

Mayo sucks ass!

 

[santeesioux]

I don't even like Arby's yet I will go get a cheddar and beef just to load a to go bag full of Horsey Sauce for my sandwiches I bring to work for lunch lol

I fucking love Arby's, I don't understand the bad rap it gets, besides it being horrible for you fast food.

 

[AquaXI]

I want your D.O.R.! ( delicious Oregon Roadkill )Mayo Naise!

 

[crandc]

Mayonnaise is disgusting.

Agree. They can call it aoli or remoulade or ranch dressing but it's still gross. Like melted slugs.

 

[julius]

Mayo should be outlawed. It ruins sandwiches, hamburgers and salads. I remember once when I was a kid my mom mixed mayo and cool whip for a salad, and put what she didn't use back in a cool whip container.

I didn't know it, and opened it up to have some and as it entered into my mouth, I about barfed.

Why anyone would violate such a sacred thing as cool whip with that vile disgusting thing I don't know.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I was always a mayo hater on sandwiches, burgers, etc, but understood its importance for chicken, tuna, egg, and pasta salads. However, when I went low carb in September, mayonnaise became an important staple of the diet. Now I've come around on it.

 

[Mediocre Man]

That's ok. This white doesn't trust Turner when he's on the floor

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I fucking love Arby's, I don't understand the bad rap it gets, besides it being horrible for you fast food.

Arby's needs to bring back the Big Montana and then we can say it's good again.

#Facts