Favorite Blazer fans excuses.... listed here

[MIXUM]

Every negative article not blowing the blazers or front office is responded to in this way....

- they dont know what they are talking about (negative articles on portland)

- he (insert name here) hates the blazers

- that guys an idiot

- i would still take oden over durant

- greg will be fine

- roy is the bets player in the nba

- its nates fault

- rudys under contract

- its zachs fault

- john nash

- bayless will be fine... hes our pg of the future

- its the vulcans fault

- allen doesnt know whats going on

- mixums a troll and its his fault

- jaynes is an idiot

- canzno is an idiot

- quick knows nothing



please feel free to add...

 

[HailBlazers]

What's a Blazer fan?

Please enlighten me

 

[EGame]

lol.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

-I have a huge cock

 

[ABM]

Why doesn't MIXUM post here anymore?

 

[MIXUM]

blazer fan....

not realistic

tend to look at team in a homerism way

everyones wrong except blazer enthusiasts

roster is god

players on roster are overvalued

oden is never hurt

durants just ok

roy is a elite player

its nates fault

 

[OddEnormous]

blazer fan....

not realistic

tend to look at team in a homerism way

everyones wrong except blazer enthusiasts

roster is god

players on roster are overvalued

oden is never hurt

durants just ok

roy is a elite player

its nates fault

You're trying too hard dude.

Just play "I Will Survive" like the people want and call it a day, erm, night.

 

[EGame]

So are you saying you represent what all Blazer fans should be? What a scary thought.

 

[andalusian]

Since you call yourself a Blazers fan, here are some other excuses:

- He threw the team under the bus
- We are not making the playoffs
- Howard is garbage
- Webster is better than Batum
- Kpee will never make a mid-season trade
- I am sorry, but it's the truth
- We are not winning tonight
- Dwight Jaynes wrote...

 

[ABM]

- Dwight Jaynes wrote...

 

[andalusian]

A picture is worth a 1000 words! Wrapped!

 

[Minstrel]

Lists are fun. Have you seen "High Fidelity" MIXUM? As a DJ who likes making lists, you'd enjoy that movie.

 

[Nikolokolus]

My personal favorite excuse is, "I should be done with that part of the project next week" It's great because you can use it every Monday and it's always valid.

 

[The Professional Fan]

fan....

not realistic

tend to look at team in a homerism way

everyones wrong except home team enthusiasts

roster is god

players on roster are overvalued

best player on team is a elite player

its the coaches fault

Fixed

 

[TripTango]

Since you call yourself a Blazers fan, here are some other excuses:

- He threw the team under the bus
- We are not making the playoffs
- Howard is garbage
- Webster is better than Batum
- Kpee will never make a mid-season trade
- I am sorry, but it's the truth
- We are not winning tonight
- Dwight Jaynes wrote...

P.S.

- lmao at oden's 150% injury bust -- sorry but it's teh truth
- this win is fool's gold, kpee homers wear rose-colored glasses.
- kpee kool-aid, "BRO". won't post all summer.
- blazers stomped in the playoffs, average mediocrity?????? lmao
- you guys just don't get it.
- here we go with the stats, kpee. lol
- if we lose, better start rebuilding the kool aid. none of you understand me!
- lmao
- kpee kpee kpee kpee kpeeeeeeeeee! you'll miss me when i'm gone.
- waaaaaaay too soft, kpee. here we go with the excuses.
- durant is a true superstar, morons.
- brandon better start drinking kool aid, or this game is basically the season.
- NO CHANCE IN HELL. KPEE STATS ARE TOO SOFT.
- we will lose 150%. our mediocre players are overvalued if we drink the fool's gold!!!!!!!!1
- kpee, kool aid, homer glasses. durant in okc. AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE.

 

[LOTBfan]

- i will stop posting once teh blazers make the playoffs.