Favorite Movie Quotes

[Rodolfo]

Meet the parents
"I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?"

The Matador<<<Good movie
"I hate these Catholic Countires. It's all Blushy Blushy, no sucky fucky"

 

[DaRizzle]

I cant decide...

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[BLAZER PROPHET]

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

 

[illmatic99]

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[3RA1N1AC]

that part in fight club where hes all "ill give you a lead salad!"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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[BrianFromWA]

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country

 

[Natebishop3]

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country

There are so many great Patton quotes.

These are a few of my favorite movie quotes.

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[julius]

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AND

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[Natebishop3]

Those are good ones for sure.

Here is another good one.

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And

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Orson Welles was the shit.

 

[julius]

That was cool Nate, but nothing was as cool as these (language)

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[3RA1N1AC]

from raising arizona

"hey do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?"

"umm, not unless round is funny"

 

[Da_O]

"You know why the Yankees always win, Frank?"

"Because the Yankees have Mickey Mantle"

"No, because the other players can't keep their eyes off those pinstripes."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

 

[STOMP]

some classics with longer intros

deserve
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pay that man his money
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Mr Pink
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STOMP

 

[Natebishop3]

I love Rounders.

 

[MARIS61]

Luther Heggs: Calm? Do "murder" and "calm" go together? Calm and murder? Murder?

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Two from the same movie, while not my absolute favorites are great

Put that coffee down.......Coffee is for closers

Q: What's your name? A: Fuck you, that's my name

Then others I love

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Go ahead, make my day

You talkin' to me?

You don't lie to me, you lie to girls

Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.
Well, she's very proud of it.
I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.
It's an exceptional painting.
Oh, the painting.

Thornton Melon: And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!

Diane: Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight.
Thornton Melon: Oh. How 'bout tomorrow night?
Diane: I have class then, too.
Thornton Melon: I'll tell you what, then. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class?


Pretty much anything by Rodney Dangerfield

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Thinking about the Blazers is making me sad right now, so I'm bumping a frivolous OT thread. Add to it so I have something more amusing to read when I come here.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Anything from Dumb and Dumber, but this one is the one I always quote, especially when I'm with friends and we're trying to decide where to go for the evening:

Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don’t know, Lloyd. The French are assholes (except you, Batum).

 

[noknobs]

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

 

[Denny Crane]

You feeling lucky, HCP?

 

[Denny Crane]

Lunch is for wimps.

 

[Denny Crane]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

 

[MARIS61]

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