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[Further]

After such a tough off-season, I am feeling very ________ about the Blazers this year. I predict the Blazers will finish with a win/loss record of _______.

With Brandon Roy gone, I expect Aldridge to average _____ppg and _____rpg. As far as the all-star game, I expect that Aldridge ____________. Out of the rest of the Blazers, the one I would be least surprised to play during all-star weekend is _______ in the __________ contest/game.

Batum played very well in Europe, but now that he is back in the NBA, I expect him to average _____ mpg and have a stat line of ____/____/____/____ (ppg/apg/rpg/bpg) with a 3pt% of ____.

Wallace will play ____mpg, score _____ppg. Between Batum and Wallace, I expect to see ________ closing most close games at SF.

Andre out and Felton in. So I think Felton will score ___ppg and have ____apg in ____minutes.

To start the year, Wes is expected to be starting SG. I expect _______ to be the starting SG at the end of the season, and I expect ________ to be the SG in crunch time. I expect ______________ from Matthews and _____________ from Crawford.

The player who will see the most minutes at Center is _______. I expect Camby to play in ____ games, Thomas to play in ______ games.

I ______ think Oden will play in at least 5 games this season.

Between our rookies Nolan Smith and Elliot Williams, I expect ______ to log more minutes. The reason I believe this is ______________________.

Babbit ______________________ _____________________________________ ____________________.

Once again, Nate has said he plans on playing more uptempo this year. I expect the Blazers to rank _____ in pace with the fastest team being one, and the slowest being 30.

The winner of the Northwest division will be _________, followed by _______. The big loser of this division will be __________.

Winning the Western Conference in the regular season will be _________ and in the Eastern Conference will be _____________.

My boldest prediction for this upcoming season is ______________________________________ __________________.

Oh, and one more thing, I _____________ with HCP's wife.

 

[Sinobas]

Oh, a mad lib!

After such a tough off-season, I am feeling very SEXY about the Blazers this year. I predict the Blazers will finish with a win/loss record of 100-65.

With Brandon Roy gone, I expect Aldridge to average 3 ppg and 56 rpg. As far as the all-star game, I expect that Aldridge POOP. Out of the rest of the Blazers, the one I would be least surprised to play during all-star weekend is ALRDIGE. in the ALL-STAR contest/game.

Batum played very well in Europe, but now that he is back in the NBA, I expect him to average 28 mpg and have a stat line of 14/2/5.5/1 (ppg/apg/rpg/bpg) with a 3pt% of 39%.


Oh, and one more thing, I WILL DO THE SALSA with HCP's wife.

 

[Mediocre Man]

After such a tough off-season, I am feeling very good about the Blazers this year. I predict the Blazers will finish with a win/loss record of 38-28.

With Brandon Roy gone, I expect Aldridge to average 24.6ppg and 8.7rpg. As far as the all-star game, I expect that Aldridge to miss out again. Out of the rest of the Blazers, the one I would be least surprised to play during all-star weekend is Elliott Williams in the Slam Dunk contest/game.

Batum played very well in Europe, but now that he is back in the NBA, I expect him to average 22.4mpg and have a stat line of 12.6/2.6/4.6/0.8 (ppg/apg/rpg/bpg) with a 3pt% of 38.4.

Wallace will play 32.4mpg, score 15.5ppg. Between Batum and Wallace, I expect to see both closing most close games at SF.

Andre out and Felton in. So I think Felton will score 12.2ppg and have 8.7apg in 36.7 minutes.

To start the year, Wes is expected to be starting SG. I expect Wes to be the starting SG at the end of the season, and I expect Wes to be the SG in crunch time. I expect average play from Matthews and Travis Outlaw like chucking from Crawford.

The player who will see the most minutes at Center is LA. I expect Camby to play in 57 games, Thomas to play in 62 games.

I do, but not necessarily for the Blazers think Oden will play in at least 5 games this season.

Between our rookies Nolan Smith and Elliot Williams, I expect Elliott Williams to log more minutes. The reason I believe this is Nate will rely too much on Felton and Crawford at the 1 because he is an ass clown.

Babbit Just Needs Confidence, and is spelled with two t's.

Once again, Nate has said he plans on playing more uptempo this year. I expect the Blazers to rank 22nd in pace with the fastest team being one, and the slowest being 30.

The winner of the Northwest division will be OKC, followed by Portland. The big loser of this division will be Portland because they should have rebuilt/retooled.

Winning the Western Conference in the regular season will be Dallas and in the Eastern Conference will be Miami.

My boldest prediction for this upcoming season is Comcast situation gets worked out.

Oh, and one more thing, I re-enact Penthouse Forum Letters with HCP's wife.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

After such a tough off-season, I am feeling very excited about the Blazers this year. I predict the Blazers will finish with a win/loss record of 41-25.

With Brandon Roy gone, I expect Aldridge to average 23ppg and 9rpg. As far as the all-star game, I expect that Aldridge will again be the top snub. Out of the rest of the Blazers, the one I would be least surprised to play during all-star weekend is Williams in the dunk contest.

Batum played very well in Europe, but now that he is back in the NBA, I expect him to average 30mpg and have a stat line of 13/3/5/1 with a 3pt% of 38.

Wallace will play 33mpg, score 15ppg. Between Batum and Wallace, I expect to see Batum closing most close games at SF (because Wallace will be at PF with Aldridge at C).

Andre out and Felton in. So I think Felton will score 12ppg and have 6apg in 32minutes.

To start the year, Wes is expected to be starting SG. I expect Matthews to be the starting SG at the end of the season, and I expect Crawford to be the SG in crunch time. I expect efficient scoring & tough defense from Matthews and instant offense, clutch scoring, and some backup PG from Crawford.

The player who will see the most minutes at Center is Aldridge. I expect Camby to play in 45 games, Thomas to play in 60 games.

I do think Oden will play in at least 5 games this season.

Between our rookies Nolan Smith and Elliot Williams, I expect Williams to log more minutes. The reason I believe this is Nate would rather have Crawford at PG than Smith.

Babbit should spend all year in the D-League with Armon until they get traded together.

Once again, Nate has said he plans on playing more uptempo this year. I expect the Blazers to rank 19 in pace with the fastest team being one, and the slowest being 30.

The winner of the Northwest division will be OKC, followed by Portland. The big loser of this division will be Denver.

Winning the Western Conference in the regular season will be OKC and in the Eastern Conference will be Miami.

My boldest prediction for this upcoming season is the Clippers and Grizzlies will both have HCA in the first round.

Oh, and one more thing, I am too lame to make jokes about doing anything with HCP's wife.

 

[Nikolokolus]

After such a tough off-season, I am feeling very Curious about the Blazers this year. I predict the Blazers will finish with a win/loss record of 39-27.

With Brandon Roy gone, I expect Aldridge to average 22.1 ppg and 8.9 rpg. As far as the all-star game, I expect that Aldridge will finally make it as a reserve. Out of the rest of the Blazers, the one I would be least surprised to play during all-star weekend is Wesley in the 3-pt contest/game.

Batum played very well in Europe, but now that he is back in the NBA, I expect him to average 23 mpg and have a stat line of 11/2.5/3.4/1.1 (ppg/apg/rpg/bpg) with a 3pt% of 36.5%.

Wallace will play 35 mpg, score 16 ppg. Between Batum and Wallace, I expect to see both closing most close games at SF/PF.

Andre out and Felton in. So I think Felton will score 13 ppg and have 6.7 apg in 35 minutes.

To start the year, Wes is expected to be starting SG. I expect Wesley to be the starting SG at the end of the season, and I expect Crawford to be the SG in crunch time. I expect an incremental improvement from Matthews and too many isolation plays from Crawford.

The player who will see the most minutes at Center is Camby. I expect Camby to play in 45 games, Thomas to play in 60 games.

I do think Oden will play in at least 5 games this season for whatever team we trade him to.

Between our rookies Nolan Smith and Elliot Williams, I expect Williams to log more minutes. The reason I believe this is Williams looks more dynamic and Crawford is going to suck up most of the backup PG minutes.

Babbit probably should have stayed through his senior year at Nevada and then gone to Spain where his lack of NBA athleticism wouldn't matter as much.

Once again, Nate has said he plans on playing more uptempo this year. I expect the Blazers to rank 28th in pace with the fastest team being one, and the slowest being 30.

The winner of the Northwest division will be OKC, followed by The Blazers. The big loser of this division will be The Jazz.

Winning the Western Conference in the regular season will be OKC and in the Eastern Conference will be Miami.

My boldest prediction for this upcoming season is no other Blazers will be forced to medically retire this year.

Oh, and one more thing, I <use your imagination> with HCP's wife.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Oh, and one more thing, I <use your imagination> with HCP's wife.

How the hell do you use my imagination? I can't even do that!

 

[MarAzul]

umm, I have a feeling that it is good that I don't know what the heck this stuff about HCP's wife is about.

No no, please don't try to enlighten me.

 

[Nikolokolus]

umm, I have a feeling that it is good that I don't know what the heck this stuff about HCP's wife is about.

No no, please don't try to enlighten me.

It's practically a meme at this point.

 

[Mediocre Man]

umm, I have a feeling that it is good that I don't know what the heck this stuff about HCP's wife is about.

No no, please don't try to enlighten me.

Too late!!!

Beerboy, who's new name escapes me now, started it. He would tease HCP, who works as a janitor or something for the Blazers, about having sex with his wife.

 

[jlprk]

No, HCP made sister and wife jokes and people struck back. It's now what makes this board better than others. Without it the whole house of cards collapses.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Too late!!!

Beerboy, who's new name escapes me now, started it. He would tease HCP, who works as a janitor or something for the Blazers, about having sex with his wife.

I thought it was because BeerBoy and HCP were swingers who swapped girlfriends and ended up marrying them (or something like that).

 

[Eastoff]

I thought it was because BeerBoy and HCP were cousins who swapped girlfriends and ended up marrying them (or something like that).

FTFY