OT From Mom's mailbag; Nurses Aren’t Supposed to Laugh

[yankeesince59]

Nurses Aren’t Supposed to Laugh



“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse to a patient named Bob. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

“Okay then,” said Bob, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. It had a length and width almost identical to an AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.

Feeling terrible that she had laughed at the man’s genitals, she composed herself as well as she could. “I’m so sorry,” she said. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem, Bob?”


“It’s swollen,” Bob replied.



The nurse ran out of the room.

 

[Lillie]

 

[Yankeefan5545]

Maria Muldaur once sang "It aint the meat it's the motion, that makes your mama wanna rock". She'd have probably made that guy the exception to her song.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Nurses Aren’t Supposed to Laugh



“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse to a patient named Bob. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

“Okay then,” said Bob, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. It had a length and width almost identical to an AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.

Feeling terrible that she had laughed at the man’s genitals, she composed herself as well as she could. “I’m so sorry,” she said. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem, Bob?”


“It’s swollen,” Bob replied.



The nurse ran out of the room.

^^^^.....

My real name is Bob and I live this nightmare daily, and my wife is not a nurse...

On a somewhat serious note, I had a close friend in my early years working on the b-1b program. We were both inspectors, and my buddy was five foot five. A short man and full-blooded Apache.. as he was inspecting the work of a couple of women, he overheard them talking about penis size. He interjected and with the saddest look on his face told them, you know girls that's not funny I only have two 2 inches. He acted so dejected, embarrassed, and the girls seeing this pain felt instantly sympathetic to him.

They were saying oh no you poor man. He held his head down almost as if He wanted to cry and they put their arms around him, to comfort him. He said yeah it's tough only having two inches, my wife laughs at me all the time and that's the worst thing. The girls had their mouths wide open in shock. He said yes 2 in by Texas measurements. The girls of course said what the hell is Texas measurements.???

Across the horns....

True story, He left them on the floor to mop them up....

 

[Mattingly23NY]