Fun things to do with Telemarketers and Prank Callers

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Ha, so someone tried prank calling my house today.
Scarlett (prank caller/whorish voice)- Hello, is Mr. Patel there?
Me: No, sorry.
Scarlett: Can you take a message?
Me: Sure
Scarlett: Well, can you tell him he forgot his Wallet in Delilah's Den?
Me: Wait, when did this happen.
Scarlett: Tree days ago
Me: I hope you know it's way to ****ing early to joke about that.
Scarlett: Wait, what?
Me: He and I were driving, and we were hit by a drunk driver. He died. Thanks for reminding me.
Scarlett (normal voice: Oh shit. I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it.
Me: Wow. You're a ****ing idiot. And you lost character waaay too fast. Honestly, do you even know how to ****ing prank call?
Scarlett (whore again): Prank call? What do you mean.
Me (ignoring that): Honestly, with the name Scarlett, you must be a freaking inbred child! And another thing, do you talk like that in real life? I'd hate to be those poor people you pay to be your friends.
(Silence)
Me: So how's the whore house business? Doing well.
Scarlett: I thought-
Me: Ha! You're brain isn't capable of thinking! Now go please your father.
Scarlett: You know what, I might ju-

I hang up.

 

[pegs]

Hahaha, that's pretty awesome. I wish prank callers would call me more.

Usually, when I get em, they use sound boards...haha.

 

[bbwMax]

The best ones are when you:

Pretend you have seriously bad tourettes and swear constantly

Pretend your Mum or dad ha just passed away and to top asking for them. Always pulls their Heart string.

Or, Shout really loudly down the phone.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Delilah's Den is a strip club in my town, why was your dad there?

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

KC, he wasn't.

 

[JCB]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ Jan 4 2008, 07:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Delilah's Den is a strip club in my town, why was your dad there?</div>

LOL!

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

So my dad just got home right now. He just showed us his wallet.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Maybe he just picked it up when he went back there the next night?

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Then why did she think he was dead?