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Mediocre Man

Mediocre Man

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The new forum game that will be taking over the city of Portland quicker than Trump’s gestapo tactics. I bring you Fun Unlimited, or F U for short. In this game it’s all about the opponent. Their team, their city, their state, past or current player or staff. Whatever you’d like to say to shit on whatever team dares to try and beat our soon to be 82-0 TrailBlazers. Pictures are welcome with your comments, or if strong enough, by themselves. Good luck, and Godspeed
 
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San Francisco is what happens when late-stage capitalism takes molly, joins a commune, and then gentrifies it. It’s a city where $4,000 a month gets you a shoebox apartment with a scenic view of someone actively shoplifting from a Walgreens that’s on fire — and somehow still open.


It’s the only place on Earth where you can get screamed at by a man in a tutu wielding a didgeridoo, then turn the fucking corner and overhear a startup pitch about “disrupting loneliness with blockchain hugs.”


The streets are a surrealist painting of Teslas, tent cities, and tech workers who’ve never made eye contact with another human — all coated in a fine layer of fog and broken dreams.


And don’t even try to drive — the parking rules are written in riddles, the bike lanes are war zones, and every other street ends in a hill so steep it feels like God is punishing you for choosing to live there.


But it’s all worth it, right? Because you get to tell your friends back home that you “walk to farmers’ markets” and “microdose for productivity” while rationing oat milk and hoping your building isn’t the next one to get turned into a WeWork.

Fuck that place
 
Mediocre Man said:
San Francisco is what happens when late-stage capitalism takes molly, joins a commune, and then gentrifies it. It’s a city where $4,000 a month gets you a shoebox apartment with a scenic view of someone actively shoplifting from a Walgreens that’s on fire — and somehow still open.


It’s the only place on Earth where you can get screamed at by a man in a tutu wielding a didgeridoo, then turn the fucking corner and overhear a startup pitch about “disrupting loneliness with blockchain hugs.”


The streets are a surrealist painting of Teslas, tent cities, and tech workers who’ve never made eye contact with another human — all coated in a fine layer of fog and broken dreams.


And don’t even try to drive — the parking rules are written in riddles, the bike lanes are war zones, and every other street ends in a hill so steep it feels like God is punishing you for choosing to live there.


But it’s all worth it, right? Because you get to tell your friends back home that you “walk to farmers’ markets” and “microdose for productivity” while rationing oat milk and hoping your building isn’t the next one to get turned into a WeWork.

Fuck that place
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And it's still nicer than Oakland.
 
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It’s the only place on Earth where you can get screamed at by a man in a tutu wielding a didgeridoo
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When I visited as a kid it was a large man dressed as a mermaid with a coconut bra around Pier 29. And he wasn’t screaming, he was uncomfortably flirtatious with everybody.
 
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I can't beat this one! Well done! I was slipped a Mickey in a bar in SF when I was 17 and fresh out of Naval Training School...woke up in North Beach outside of a bar with no wallet and a splitting headache..the great thing about my time there was Winterland, Fillmore West and the Berkley Ampitheater..great great concerts every night! Later when I was older I enjoyed the food and the Palace of Fine Arts. City Lights book store
 
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riverman said:
I can't beat this one! Well done! I was slipped a Mickey in a bar in SF when I was 17 and fresh out of Naval Training School...woke up in North Beach outside of a bar with no wallet and a splitting headache..the great thing about my time there was Winterland, Fillmore West and the Berkley Ampitheater..great great concerts every night! Later when I was older I enjoyed the food and the Palace of Fine Arts. City Lights book store
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I've never had a bad trip in SF, but for this thread, SF can suck it.

Last time through, my band had a great show, got to check out the Musée Mécanique, etc. Was a blast.
 
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San Francisco is what happens when late-stage capitalism takes molly, joins a commune, and then gentrifies it. It’s a city where $4,000 a month gets you a shoebox apartment with a scenic view of someone actively shoplifting from a Walgreens that’s on fire — and somehow still open. It’s the only place on Earth where you can get screamed at by a man in a tutu wielding a didgeridoo, then turn the fucking corner and overhear a startup pitch about “disrupting loneliness with blockchain hugs.” The streets are a surrealist painting of Teslas, tent cities, and tech workers who’ve never made eye contact with another human — all coated in a fine layer of fog and broken dreams. And don’t even try to drive — the parking rules are written in riddles, the bike lanes are war zones, and every other street ends in a hill so steep it feels like God is punishing you for choosing to live there. But it’s all worth it, right? Because you get to tell your friends back home that you “walk to farmers’ markets” and “microdose for productivity” while rationing oat milk and hoping your building isn’t the next one to get turned into a WeWork. Fuck that place
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Dude... smh, you sound like Trump describing Portland. Is life so horrible in Houston that demonizing/talking shit about places you've no idea about brings joy? I moved there from Portland escaping my grass pollen allergies in 1994 living there for 20+ years and enjoyed riding my bike the entire time... night rides across the Golden Gate bridge into the Marin headlands or up to Twin Peaks was an absolute treat. The city is urban and definitely has some rough spots, but it has lots of beauty and wonderful people too. There is amazing outdoorsy stuff like great beaches with a vibrant surfing community, incredible parks and lots of amazing old nooks and crannies from a sordid and vibrant past. I helped build the Disc Golf course in Golden Gate Park and have formed friendships with so many great people in that community. Yeah there are hills, but embrace walking up them and you can lose the gut and live a bit longer. Last weekend I enjoyed attending the 25th annual 3 day Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival in Golden Gate Park. Over the years I've seen Willy, Dolly, John Prine, Lyle Lovett, Social Distortion, Mavis, Robert Plant, Elvis Costello, Jerry Jeff, Conor Oberst, my fav Gillian Welch and a myriad of other great bands for the grand price of nothing because someone who made a fortune in the SF financial district wanted to give back to the beautiful place they love.

Pretty pathetic thread idea, I hope you find something better to do with your time... like walking up a hill

STOMP
 
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STOMP said:
Dude... smh, you sound like Trump describing Portland. Is life so horrible in Houston that demonizing/talking shit about places you've no idea about brings joy? I moved there from Portland escaping my grass pollen allergies in 1994 living there for 20+ years and enjoyed riding my bike the entire time... night rides across the Golden Gate bridge into the Marin headlands or up to Twin Peaks was an absolute treat. The city is urban and definitely has some rough spots, but it has lots of beauty and wonderful people too. There is amazing outdoorsy stuff like great beaches with a vibrant surfing community, incredible parks and lots of amazing old nooks and crannies from a sordid and vibrant past. I helped build the Disc Golf course in Golden Gate Park and have formed friendships with so many great people in that community. Yeah there are hills, but embrace walking up them and you can lose the gut and live a bit longer. Last weekend I enjoyed attending the 25th annual 3 day Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival in Golden Gate Park. Over the years I've seen Willy, Dolly, John Prine, Lyle Lovett, Social Distortion, Mavis, Robert Plant, Elvis Costello, Jerry Jeff, Conor Oberst, my fav Gillian Welch and a myriad of other great bands for the grand price of nothing because someone who made a fortune in the SF financial district wanted to give back to the beautiful place they love.

Pretty pathetic thread idea, I hope you find something better to do with your time... like walking up a hill

STOMP
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Maybe just don’t play?

It’s a roast, nothing more

For the record, I love San Francisco. I used to go to A Day on the green in my youth with my uncle. I saw Doc Gooden vs Vida Blue face off in a game at Candlestick back in 86? I’ve been there many times and loved it

Also, I don’t live in Houston
 
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The Warriors pulled off the most embarrassing ‘comeback win’ in preseason history—getting slapped around by Portland’s varsity for 36 minutes, then flexing like heroes after beating a team that couldn’t close a screen door. If your 4th-quarter savior is Quinten Post, maybe it’s time to put the dynasty in a retirement home.

Golden State celebrating that win is like bragging about winning a foot race—after tripping over yourself for three laps and barely beating a toddler at the finish line. Enjoy the preseason banner, fucktards.

lawai'a 1 + 2 (3) for being the first to post in the new game and picking the obvious pic
PDXFonz 1 + 2 (3) Extra point for the NSFW warning
HailBlazers 1 (2) (3) Love the reference
Mediocre Man 1 +2 (3) Brilliant roast, despite it's critic
the pruntang 1 + 2 (3) Woulda got extra points for either Kimmy Gibbler, Aunt Becky or Comet
riverman 1 +2 (3) You got an extra point for serving. Your story was too positive towards SF
blazerkor 1 +2 (3) I still wanna know why he is such a terrible husband?
SlyPokerDog 1 + 1 (2) Pasta Roni is underrated
kjironman 1 + 1 (2) You know we can't un see this, right?
BoBoBREWSKI 1 +1 (2) Nice
SharpScooterShooter 1 + 1 (2) Nice
Quatro44 1 + 1 (2) Great call on that bullshit
Chris Craig 1 + 1 (2) trashing on old maps is a bold move. Let's see if it pays off
Everthing Beagle 1 + 0 (1) Those are good things, damnit.....
Blazer Wookee 1 + 0 (1) Is he playing, is he not playing? We will never know?
Hoopguru 1 + -1 (0) Now that stupid fucking song is stuck in my head
STOMP 1 + -2 (-1) Dude....What the fuck?!
 
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