Funny Funny Joke Thread

[BigGameDamian]

Chinese sick leave
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........You got nice house...

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Damn..this is your best post ever

nice house

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Your post was funnier than the joke, and I kinda liked the joke. Not funny because you were wrong, that this was in fact his best post. Made me laugh.

Damn..this is your best post ever

nice house

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Oh yeah, it was totally racist too.