God coming to Oregon!

[barfo]

God just doesn't love us anymore.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2016/08/donald_trump_cancels_his_visit.html

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We should still hold one for him.

Barfo, is your mom's basement available?

 

[barfo]

We should still hold one for him.

Barfo, is your mom's basement available?

Yes, if I can get some help moving a couple of bodies out to the backyard and burying them.

barfo

 

[theprunetang]

Yes, if I can get some help moving a couple of bodies out to the backyard and burying them.

barfo

I'll fly in from Florida to help, but please save their faces for me to eat. Moving back to Portland is going to require me to ween myself off of eating faces. It's going to be rough.

 

[theprunetang]

Also, are there in bath salts dispensaries in SE Portland yet?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Also, are there in bath salts dispensaries in SE Portland yet?

I'm sure you can learn how to make your own on the internet.

 

[theprunetang]

I'm sure you can learn how to make your own on the internet.

Sweet. I'm going to be the Walter White of bath salts.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sweet. I'm going to be the Walter White of bath salts.

Barfo will be your Pinkman.

 

[theprunetang]

Barfo will be your Pinkman.

That sounds about right. I will definitely need a partner that I can crush psychologically over time.

 

[barfo]

Not sure I like the sound of that.

barfo

 

[theprunetang]

Not sure I like the sound of that.

barfo

Wow. I got barfo to write his first serious non-joke reply. No worries. The plan fell through.

 

[barfo]

Wow. I got barfo to write his first serious non-joke reply. No worries. The plan fell through.

No, no, I was only joking. I DO like the sound of that!

barfo

 

[riverman]

Wow. I got barfo to write his first serious non-joke reply. No worries. The plan fell through.