God's wrath according to Pat Robertson

[julius]

God's Wrath According To Pat Robertson

700 Club founder Pat Robertson stated that the earthquake in Haiti, which may have killed 100,000 people, was God's punishment for a deal Haitian slaves made with the devil 200 years ago to get out from under French rule. Here are some other tragedies and Robertson's explanations for them:

* Eruption of Mount St. Helens, 1980: Divine wrath was incurred when people were too busy enjoying the natural beauty of Washington state and not spending enough time appreciating God
* Space Shuttle Challenger Explosion, 1986: Ten-year-old Walt Sudul, of Racine, WI, made friends with a Jewish boy at school
* Oakland Hills Firestorm, 1991: Emily Garrity pointed out a logical inconsistency in the concept of an omnipotent god to her Sunday school teacher
* Magic Johnson Tests Positive for HIV, 1991: An ardent Portland Trail Blazers fan, God was horrified to see His team lose 4-2 to the Los Angeles Lakers in the 1991 Western Conference Finals, and thus decided to give the winner's best player AIDS
* Crash of American Airlines Flight 587, 2001: Though the flight was filled with pious individuals, God was distracted by a masturbating 14-year-old in Boise, ID and was therefore unable to keep the aircraft from falling apart in midair, like all planes would without His loving intervention
* Columbine High School Massacre, 1999: Tinky Winky
* Indian Ocean Tsunami, 2004: Newlyweds Todd and Nancy Tate experimented with non-missionary sex during their honeymoon
* Hurricane Katrina, 2005: Divine retribution for Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras (Volume 3)

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http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/gods_wrath_according_to_pat

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

Re: God's wratch according to Pat Robertson

*Wrath

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

 

[Denny Crane]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583244,00.html

Danny Glover's Haiti Earthquake Theory

The fact that Danny Glover is nuttier than elephant poop should surprise no one. But now, he's even topped himself, as the washed-up actor blames the Haiti earthquake on the response to the climate change conference.

Check it out, check-it-outers:

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

DANNY GLOVER, ACTOR/ACTIVIST: That means that other countries in the region — Venezuela, Brazil, Cuba and other countries have already accepted the point that this is a great moment for another type of internationalism, you know.

And I hope we seize this particular moment because the threat of what happens in Haiti is the threat that can happen anywhere in the Caribbean to these island nations, you know?

They're all in peril because of global warming; they're all in peril because of climate change. When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm saying?

But we have to act now.

 

[julius]

damn spelling..

so wait, Danny Glover thinks earthquakes are caused by global warming?

 

[ABM]

damn spelling..

so wait, Danny Glover thinks earthquakes are caused by global warming?

Yes. But, ultimately, it points back to Nate's poor coaching abilities.

 

[Blazed Mania 52]

Never make a deal with the devil cus God will be pissed.
Good thing the USA hasn't made a deal with greed, or we'd all already be dead.
But that's right God looks over us, because he has a special plan for us all....

 

[Eastoff]

Never make a deal with the devil cus God will be pissed.
Good thing the USA hasn't made a deal with greed, or we'd all already be dead.
But that's right God looks over us, because he has a special plan for us all....

yeah definitely man!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Pat Robertson has said tons of crazy chit in real life. The fake quotes from The Onion takes away from just how dangerous he is. He is the master of saying stuff to scare old people enough that they write him a check.

 

[Eastoff]

Pat Robertson has said tons of crazy chit in real life. The fake quotes from The Onion takes away from just how dangerous he is. He is the master of saying stuff to scare old people enough that they write him a check.

Sadly people will always do this. I blame the children of the elderly for not talking to their parents about issues. That and senility.

 

[Denny Crane]

damn spelling..

so wait, Danny Glover thinks earthquakes are caused by global warming?

Looks like that's what he said.

 

[Eastoff]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583244,00.html

Danny Glover's Haiti Earthquake Theory

The fact that Danny Glover is nuttier than elephant poop should surprise no one. But now, he's even topped himself, as the washed-up actor blames the Haiti earthquake on the response to the climate change conference.

Check it out, check-it-outers:

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

DANNY GLOVER, ACTOR/ACTIVIST: That means that other countries in the region — Venezuela, Brazil, Cuba and other countries have already accepted the point that this is a great moment for another type of internationalism, you know.

And I hope we seize this particular moment because the threat of what happens in Haiti is the threat that can happen anywhere in the Caribbean to these island nations, you know?

They're all in peril because of global warming; they're all in peril because of climate change. When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm saying?

But we have to act now.

hearing him phrase it to me sounds like he's saying global warming also threatens these countries because of sea levels maybe? and we should have the same concern for global warming as we are seeing for haiti right now. ...I think. I won't lie I'm hoping this guy isn't a moron, but maybe he is just being dumb

 

[Denny Crane]

"When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm saying?"

 

[Colonel Ronan]

yeah definitely man!

I lol'd.